Love: Today, I got to my apartment early after being out really late...

By ZPyRoGoDz - 02/11/2009 11:05 - United States

Today, I got to my apartment early after being out really late the night before. Maybe next time I should call ahead of time so that my roommate has time to sneak my girlfriend out of his bedroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2012 20:53 - United States - International Falls

Today, I was sleeping in after working a graveyard shift. I awoke to my girlfriend sneaking her stuff out of the house. She planned on leaving her key on my pillow and taking off without any notice whatsoever. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2011 07:43 - United States

Today, I tried sneaking over to my girlfriend's house to be romantic and knocked on her window. She went and got her mother to see who was at the window. FML

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Roommates from hell

By why me? - 11/03/2014 07:21 - United States - Huntington Park

Today, I came home from a long day from work, only to find a strange woman in my apartment. She explained that my roommate told her it was OK to spend a few days here. I guess he forgot that the room was mine. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/05/2016 21:47 - United States - Eugene

Today, I got off work early to go home and surprise my girlfriend with lunch, only to come home to her in the middle of packing up all of her stuff. FML

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By cmd102 - 20/10/2011 21:18 - United States

Today, I called my boyfriend to see if he wanted to come over to my house. He said he couldn't because he was out of town. That would have be perfectly acceptable, if I hadn't called him on his house phone. FML

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By IceMage - 18/01/2010 00:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML

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By e - 02/12/2010 09:24 - United States

Today, I couldn't find my key so I sat against the wall to wait for my roommate to get home. I fell asleep. When I woke up a few hours later, I could hear her inside. She chose not to wake me up and let me in. FML

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Surprise!

By Anonymous - 19/03/2023 16:00 - United Kingdom - Newcastle

Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by showing up at his place unannounced with some take-out food. I got there just in time to see him leave his block of flats with another girl. FML

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By me - 20/12/2010 02:26 - Bulgaria

Today, my roommate asked me to lock the door as we left our place. I told her to use my keys, because my hands were full. Afterwards, she and her boyfriend set off out of town for the next couple of days. She forgot to give me back my keys. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2015 18:10 - Germany - Munich

Today, I had to work late. Due to delayed trains and a missed connection, it was almost midnight when I finally got home. When I walked into the bedroom, I found my girlfriend wearing sexy lingerie and fast asleep. FML

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Teebean 0

Monday 2 November 2009 16:08

Man that sucks.

Xaviara 0

Monday 2 November 2009 16:14

eeshk!! Sorry dude, well you're way better off at least you know now she's like that

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callmeEVO 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 15:13

man. second girlfriend you've lost in a few days, huh? I call BS

ZPyRoGoDz 5

Thursday 5 November 2009 22:43

#66 if u looked at my comment i left for 16 its the same gf

OLOtheDemigodess 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 10:41

that... is so confusing o.0

OLOtheDemigodess 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 10:44

>< didn't mean to do that. That was supposed to be a reply for somebody else.... grrr

OLOtheDemigodess 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 10:43

o.o

evilmonkey02 4

Monday 9 November 2009 0:58

That sucks dude.

xyz22 0

Wednesday 11 November 2009 15:56

there are about a million reasons why she wouldnt have been out with him. maybe he invited her out but she declined with some lame excuse so as to spend the night with his roommate... but i think you're all missing the point, which is that this is fake. come on OP, two breakups in a week? ok, so its the same girl you say? well here's a pro-tip for you, if she broke up with you 'because you had the flu', she's not that into you; move on. begging to get her back is just gonna land you in a 'omg i just caught my gf sleeping with my roommate' situation.