Love: Today, I got into a huge fight with my boyfriend. I called him...

By noboyfriend - 24/05/2009 04:14 - United States

Today, I got into a huge fight with my boyfriend. I called him and started yelling at him over the phone. He told me that if I wanted to end the relationship I should just hang up the phone right then. Before I could say I still love him and don't want to break up, my phone battery died. FML

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By nokeys - 02/04/2009 20:16 - United States

Today, I got into a huge fight with my boyfriend after driving 200 miles to see him. While arguing, I told him I never wanted to see him again and left after slamming the front door. I left my car keys in his kitchen. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2009 02:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him. When I did, it went straight to voicemail. It was a recording of him breaking up with me. He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me. FML

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Ready to rumble

By rawkdinosawr - 09/05/2009 15:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a massive argument with my boyfriend, in which he called me stupid repeatedly. I stomped out of his house and sent a very angry text to my best friend about him. She didn't text back. Then my boyfriend texted, "My girlfriend is so stupid, she can't even text the right number." FML

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This ain't working out

By just a reaction - 17/08/2020 23:09

Today, my boyfriend and I got into a heated argument. He raised his hand like he was going to hit me. Having been hit by my ex before, I panicked and instinctively kicked his legs out from under him. He then dumped me because he said he was just gonna scare me, but I used real violence on him. FML

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By Ella - 24/07/2009 02:26 - United States

Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML

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By screwed - 30/10/2009 21:24 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called and asked me why I love him. I told him because he's always there for me and continues to put up with my bipolar disorder. He promptly said "not anymore" and hung up. FML

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Perfect timing

By Anonymous - 10/08/2009 20:18 - United Kingdom

Today, my friend and I were arguing over whose boyfriend was better. Just as I was about to convince her, my boyfriend rang. Trying to start the perfect conversation, I put him on speaker phone and answered, "Hey Tiger, I was just thinking about you!" He broke up with me on speaker. FML

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Don't care

By grreeatttt - 31/01/2009 01:57 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him about two minutes after, and he'd already fallen asleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2012 19:42 - United States

Today, in the midst of sleep, my boyfriend hurled my cellphone across the room and into the wall because he couldn't be bothered to pick up or hang up an incoming call. FML

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By DramaQueen - 19/07/2009 06:45 - Canada

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. As I left his house and began to drive away, I see him chasing after my car barefoot. I stop and roll down the window, ready to listen to the speech he has prepared to win me over with. He takes a moment to catch his breath and says "I want my cellphone back". FML

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DaMirrorLink 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 12:08

ouch, that sucks charge your phone before getting into fights? o.o

waspbr 4

Sunday 24 May 2009 12:18

YDI, I really hate that women keep playing little games instead of just being honest, making little test and shit. YDI big time.

Comments

beauty88 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 6:48

ouch that sucks! i hope u put it in the charger and called him back asap! hope it all works out

beauty88 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 6:54

ouch that sucks! i hope u put it in the charger and called him back asap! hope it all works out

ilikefish 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 13:04

YDI for yelling at him in the first place.

kfnnnp 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 13:34

Just call him back, idiot.

EvilHippyEmperor 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 16:47

I'd have saved her the effort by hanging up as soon as she started shouting. When has shouting ever actually won an argument?

BrannFYR 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 17:39

YDI I hope when you tried calling him back he didn't answer, sounds like he'll be better off without you

yaintime21 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 23:00

Good timing right there.

i_hate_my_life22 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 23:50

i agree. ydi. srry but its called charging ur fone

fml1358 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 0:57

That's horrible. But YDI because you should always check the battery on your phone before calling somebody and if it's low charge it while you talk so that you can be sure it doesn't die. You should just go up to him the next day and explain to him what happens and hope he listens to you and hope that he understands and maybe you'll still be able to be together