Transportation: Today, I got in a car accident on the way to the DMV to take...

By Anonymous - 31/12/2009 20:10 - United States

Today, I got in a car accident on the way to the DMV to take my drivers test. FML

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By hockusa3 - 11/09/2014 15:44 - United States - Silver Spring

Today, I was driving to the DMV to take a test, after getting some points removed from my license. On the way there, I got a speeding ticket and got my license suspended completely. FML

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By burrito kid - 17/12/2016 06:56 - United States - Mount Pleasant

Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML

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By that guy - 18/11/2014 00:19

Today, I failed my driving test before even leaving the DMV parking lot. FML

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By baddriver - 31/01/2012 17:17 - United States

Today, I went to the DMV to get my license. I almost ran over my evaluator as he was walking to get in the car. FML

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By notdrivinganytimesoon - 04/03/2015 02:35 - United States - Richardson

Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML

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Who's fault is that?

By junie b - 03/03/2022 22:00

Today, I failed my driving test. Why? Before I even began driving, someone hit my car while it was still parked. FML

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By Katie - 23/06/2011 16:39 - United States

Today, I was rear-ended while at a stop sign, by my driving instructor. FML

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Great start

By MattClifford - 15/11/2020 17:01 - Australia

Today, I passed my driver's test. As I was driving home, I was rear-ended. Rear-ended by the examiner that'd passed me. FML

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By LilaTheGreat - 05/05/2013 23:51 - United States - Boyd

Today, I got into a car crash, in my own garage. FML

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By sopissed - 13/06/2012 18:13 - United States - Laurel

Today, I went to take my driver's test, and I did almost everything perfectly. The last thing was to back into a driveway. As I went to put my hand on the passenger seat to look over my shoulder, I got so nervous that I hit my instructor in the face. FML

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sblazer878 0

Friday 1 January 2010 0:26

How were you driving to a driving test?

Sirobin 0

Friday 1 January 2010 0:30

With a permit...and another person in the car perhaps?

Comments

nitewlf12 10

Sunday 16 January 2011 6:25

Ha! The same thing happened to me when I went to go get my permit!

DReamBig24 0

Saturday 25 June 2011 11:04

perhaps you shouldn't have been driving then...

trm20469 4

Friday 11 January 2013 2:55

Better than wrecking during the test

29dear 16

Thursday 4 July 2013 15:33

I'm pretty sure that, so long as your car isn't totaled, you can still take the test!

Glitterbaby2613 20

Tuesday 25 May 2021 20:44

just because op got in car accident that doesn't necessarily mean it's her fault. maybe the person that crashed into her wasn't good at driving

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Who's fault is that?

Great start

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