Love: Today, I got a bird as a pet. I thought it would be funny to...

By Keaton - 15/06/2010 16:58 - United States

Today, I got a bird as a pet. I thought it would be funny to put it on my head and take a picture. When the flash went off the bird flew off my head and pooped at the same time. You could see it in the picture. FML

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JassyJas 2

Tuesday 15 June 2010 23:08

poophead.

nerdsgetmehot 22

Tuesday 15 June 2010 23:12

That's going to make for an awesome picture. Also, I like how this FML is categorized as love-related.

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jatyha 0

Wednesday 16 June 2010 16:40

21st imag there

ideasrule 13

Wednesday 16 June 2010 20:23

You put a bird on your head, scared the shit out of it with flash, and expected it to not fly away?

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Wednesday 16 June 2010 20:43

YDI for getting a pet bird, and putting it on your head. Did you think it would look cool to see that thing on your head? Geez

ColdGold 6

Wednesday 16 June 2010 20:59

and it is funny

idaniboo 0

Wednesday 16 June 2010 21:45

where is this picture?

Defnii 0

Wednesday 16 June 2010 23:39

teehee, post it on sfwchan! ;D

drewbell 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 0:32

I wanna copy.:)

in_wonderland 1

Thursday 17 June 2010 0:54

ahahahahahahahahahahaahaaha. what perfect timing. i gotta see this pic.

celesteburry 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 2:15

LOLOLOL

Ohxitsxdani 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 7:36

Well the picture is now really funny.(:

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