Health Today, I gave myself a hernia while farting. FML

Anonymous - 24/02/2012 08:40 - United States

Today, I gave myself a hernia while farting. FML

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Today, while in my backyard, I had some insane gastric distress. I let out a fart so powerful that it made me yelp in pain, and left my asshole numb. A second later, I heard a cough come from over my neighbor's fence. I had to quietly limp back into my house in shame. FML

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Twang

Anonymous - 29/08/2009 14:15 - United Kingdom

Today, I stretched really hard when I woke up, only to feel something twang. This was followed by a really sharp pain. Thinking I'd given myself a hernia, I got up to check myself in the mirror, and was repulsed by the bulge I saw hanging out of my gut. Then I realised it was just my own flab. FML

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Dinnertime

u.p.i.c. - 02/08/2019 22:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, the smell of my own fart made me feel hungry. FML

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Better safe than sorry

Anonymous - 21/08/2025 23:00 - Australia

Today, I thought I was going to shit myself at work. I speed-walked all the way to the bathroom clenching for dear life. Barely got my pants down while simultaneously sitting and unleashing. After all that, it was just a gigantic fart. FML

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clitorasaurus - - Canada

Today, I pulled a muscle in my arm while wiping my butt. FML

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Friday 24 February 2012 11:55

How did you manage to do that???

neverdrinkSODA 12

Friday 24 February 2012 11:56

don't force it OP. that never ends well. just let it come naturally

bubo_fml 10

Friday 24 February 2012 19:34

Is this the same poster who came when she sneezed?

hateevryone 14

Friday 24 February 2012 19:50

must've been a big one

ASM0DEAN 1

Friday 24 February 2012 21:13

That brings the saying "Never trust a fart" to a whole new level...

Matt504 9

Friday 24 February 2012 22:05

**** the what?

HendricksProdigy 0

Saturday 25 February 2012 0:09

Idiot.....

freakypundit 4

Saturday 25 February 2012 0:28

Seriously? I hope the fart did not smell and make it worse.

yoyo2309 7

Saturday 25 February 2012 2:07

what is a hernia plz reply

ImafukNskittleYO 4

Saturday 25 February 2012 2:27

Impressive, you are.

maddiew17 1

Saturday 25 February 2012 3:27

I bet ur fathers proud!! OP

jmoreno 4

Saturday 25 February 2012 6:51

Should have tooken beano so they're will beano gas

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