Miscellaneous: Today, I found out that while getting your hair cut, you should...

By Username - 01/07/2010 04:55 - France

Today, I found out that while getting your hair cut, you should say 'yes' or 'no', instead of nodding your head. FML

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redbluegreen 40

Thursday 1 July 2010 12:17

I have honestly gone my whole life thinking this was a given.

andruha1123 5

Thursday 1 July 2010 12:16

lol being bald is always an option

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artinwords 14

Sunday 16 October 2011 22:07

As a hair stylist I feel the need to honestly ask you what the hell were you thinking nodding your head? There is a reason we tell little kids to pretend they're a statute when we cut their hair.

artinwords 14

Sunday 16 October 2011 22:12

You cant go "bald" with Whal clippers. There is still hair there even at a 0 which would be with no guard at all.

hoonyer 17

Monday 17 October 2011 22:44

Well im guessing thats a memorable experience

ViciousPlatinum 7

Wednesday 19 October 2011 1:50

speaking as a fellow hair stylest, never nod, lol

XICONZIAX 6

Wednesday 19 October 2011 18:10

it's like sweeny todd...

luzy_q 11

Thursday 20 October 2011 1:14

The image made me laugh. The barber gave that "What the fudge" look and the guy is like "AHHHHH!" It's super funny! I agree. Never nod!

eman1997 5

Friday 21 October 2011 4:31

Nicely done.

HellOnWheels357 11

Wednesday 2 November 2011 1:07

haha jackass

ZKtheDuck 7

Thursday 17 November 2011 0:42

At least now you can say you were part of a Jackass skit. Like a boss. Unless your head was actually chopped off...

jazzipedia 10

Monday 28 November 2011 6:36

Ouch!!!!!!

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