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By anon. - 17/01/2012 23:41 - United States

Today, I found out if I refuse my boyfriend anything in public, he will continually yell out, "Penis!" until he gets his way. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2011 08:38 - United States

Today, while in the grocery store my boyfriend said very loudly "Don't make me hit you in public again!" He says things like this every time we are in the grocery store line. The sad part is that it's better than when he says "Are you gonna pay for the stuff you put in your purse?" FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2013 06:43 - United States

Today, my boyfriend yelled at me. Apparently I'm not the "classy girl" he thought I was, and he's not comfortable "doing such vile things in public." I had tried to hold his hand. FML

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By kj1 - 17/02/2014 18:28 - United States - Draper

Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML

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Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML

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Today, my boyfriend admitted that he pees on the toilet seat just to piss me off. FML

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Today, I told my boyfriend he is good at singing. Now he won't stop. FML

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By Cleanfreak? - 25/06/2017 00:00 - Denmark - ?lborg

Today, I got into an argument, followed by the silent treatment from my boyfriend, because I told him that he should change his underwear daily. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2023 12:00

Today, my boyfriend's 12 year-old son was making such loud and disgusting sounds while eating ramen noodles that it took every ounce of my self-control not to punch him. FML

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UsEumYong 4

Wednesday 18 January 2012 8:45

Let him find out if you don't get your way, you yell "RAPE!" until you do.

StoryOfTheYear 14

Wednesday 18 January 2012 8:44

Dump his immature ass.

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docscientist 9

Wednesday 18 January 2012 16:20

Get into a penis yelling contest, that'll make him stop.

deequu 20

Wednesday 18 January 2012 16:32

...and you should tell ******. OMG Y U SO STUPID?!?!?

Brelywi 15

Wednesday 18 January 2012 16:32

YDI for dating a 12 year old.

goskatey 7

Wednesday 18 January 2012 16:47

Goodluck by the proposal!

isis_morrigan 18

Wednesday 18 January 2012 17:24

respond with "yes, yours is microscopic"

aFreedom127 9

Wednesday 18 January 2012 17:34

Reply equally loud, "wish you had a bigger one!"

listicka 5

Wednesday 18 January 2012 17:44

What is wrong with you, why are you still dating him if he behaves like he is child?

tonifeise 0

Wednesday 18 January 2012 17:52

Too young for you, bro

Mr25_fml 14

Wednesday 18 January 2012 18:12

That man does whatever he wants, WHENEVER he wants

bizarre_ftw 21

Wednesday 18 January 2012 18:38

Slowly walk away, call the cops, and deny having anything to do with him (I highly doubt the cops will do more than talk to him and learn nothings wrong, but still, an eye for an eye)

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