Health Today, I flew a toy airplane into my face. FML - FML

E or - 13/07/2010 13:41 - United States

Today, I flew a toy airplane into my face. FML

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honey soy - 29/01/2012 06:31 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend was flying his toy helicopter at my head. It got stuck in my hair and I now have a bald patch. FML

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Username - 06/11/2010 05:18 - France

Today, I was playing with my four month old daughter, flying her in the air like an airplane. I open my mouth saying 'Weeee', and she vomited on my face. FML

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jazthefish - 12/07/2010 19:42 - United States

Today, I drew a face on a balloon and pretended to make out with it. The balloon popped and shot to the back of my throat, where it got caught. FML

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How? - 29/09/2018 10:30 - United States - Glasford

Today, a bird crashed into my face. I didn't think that actually happened to people outside of cartoons. FML

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The strangeness of strangers

wellalrightythen - 09/02/2015 06:23 - United States - Hobart

Today, I boarded a plane. A woman decided that she didn't like where she'd put her carry on luggage and pulled it out from over my head. The heavy luggage then fell right onto my face, the wheel smacking me in the mouth and busting my lip open. She just laughed and waltzed away without a word. FML

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buckley456 - 28/05/2012 03:33 - United States - Glenolden

Today, my remote control airplane arrived in the mail. I was super excited, so naturally I took it outside for its first flight. It now resides at the top of the tallest tree in sight. FML

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Anonymous - 13/08/2021 17:01 - United States - Chicago

Today, a gnat hit my forehead, fell into the space between my glasses and my face, and bounced off my eye while trying desperately to escape. When I tried to get my glasses off, it fell into my mask instead, and I accidentally inhaled it. FML

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Anonymous - 29/11/2009 16:57 - United States

Today, my ceiling fan was rocking violently so I turned it off. I stood under it trying to figure out what the problem is, it fell on my face. FML

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apparentlyawomanbeater - 20/04/2012 21:48 - Switzerland - Cadempino

Today, I was on the bus during rush hour. A fly started buzzing around my head, and I swatted at it, at the exact moment the woman beside me decided to get out of her seat and put her face straight in the path of my hand. FML

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crayons128 - 24/01/2011 06:13 - United States

Today, I was at a fire roasting marshmallows. When mine caught on fire, I pulled it back so I could blow out the flames. It flew off the stick, and, still flaming, landed on my face. FML

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brianjman14 22

Tuesday 13 July 2010 19:03

EPIC FAIL

justsayfuck 5

Tuesday 13 July 2010 19:30

That sounds kinda.. creepy?

birdmansangel 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 19:52

how the hell is this a FML?

chanelo182 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 20:00

lolol :D can just picture it

Primus_fml 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 20:04

Lamest "FML" ever.

qtips402 7

Tuesday 13 July 2010 20:04

In your face!

usmcbunny 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 20:25

...This is worse than the "Today, Michael Jackson died. FML" FML. I mean, really. Who cares? Today, I tripped over my dog's fat ass. FML There, do I get posted for my crap story like the OP?

ANIMEman0519 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 20:29

ever thought about ducking?

iltby 3

Tuesday 13 July 2010 20:30

...okay. Poor you?

superbabies 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 20:38

LOL!

rockthearts18 2

Tuesday 13 July 2010 20:39

sucks for the toy airplane ; )

WiseGuy79 14

Tuesday 13 July 2010 20:54

I feel sorry for the plane hitting something so stupid haha

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