nullpointer - 03/08/2016 04:38 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I farted so loud that my cat thought that I was growling at him, and bit me in self-defense. FML
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tygerarmy 35

Did your cat think you were growling, or did your fart destroy his little cat nose, and he bit you in retaliation?

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Steve95401 49

The cat might rip his schlong to shreds in retaliation.

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vinnie_boombotz 15

Haha I imagined the sound in my head with your cat growling back

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Steve95401 49

The cat might rip his schlong to shreds in retaliation.

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bickdig69 8

One time i got drunk and pee'd on my cat he saw my dick dangling and tried to claw it

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hellobobismyname 24

#15 - I just saw you comment on another FML about you peeing during sex. Do you just pull out your schlong and take a piss all willy nilly wherever you go? Or do you have some weird idea that these comments are funny?

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tygerarmy 35

Did your cat think you were growling, or did your fart destroy his little cat nose, and he bit you in retaliation?

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MetalxSoldier 26

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The12thPaladin 8

Yes, because a cat would totally think that.

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Lalala579121 27

"**** man, this dude is shooting a bazooka at me. I know the best thing to do, bite him on the ass."

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ulissey_fml 22

What else do you expect , with a Fart Guild type cat ?

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jcash52426 5

Is your car part dog?

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ImKimitheEmo 21

Well carts can be aggressive and smelly so your cat was saying." TAKE IT OUTSIDE!"

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Ladisa 28

It's okay, your phone just fused "cats" and "farts".

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liquifiednate 21

Just curious OP but is your username a reference to C++?

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LyricaSilvan 29

I'm sorry you earned accidental rage from your cat (and got bitten for it,) but this FML is one of he funniest things I've read in a long time.

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EvilLittleMan 23

Actually your contribution to the 1% of the atmosphere could fall into the category "Growler", thus the reason why you pissed off your cat and the little F -er bit your ass.

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