Love: Today, I couldn’t have a conversation with my fiancé unless it... - FML

By DBZ - 20/02/2012 15:53 - United States

Today, I couldn’t have a conversation with my fiancé unless it was about Dragon Ball Z. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 706

You deserved it 7 546

Christmas: Snowy Joys and Blunders
Enjoy Christmas stories where unexpected gifts and family reunions create lasting memories... and fun! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By hopeless - 14/02/2015 20:04 - Canada - Halifax

Today, my girlfriend berated me for my "lack of communication skills", all while deeply engrossed with something on her phone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 784

You deserved it 2 897

Dad jokes, part 43884

By Anonymous - 09/05/2020 14:00

Today, I met my girlfriend's dad, who it turns out is such an anime nerd he decided to overplay the "idiot overprotective dad" character all afternoon, including making the dramatic faces, playing theme music from his phone, and at one point threatening my genitals with an oversized foam battle axe. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 849

You deserved it 304

By cubs44fan - 04/03/2014 23:25 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, I had the most intelligent conversation I've ever had with my boyfriend. He was getting really in-depth about subjects like biotechnology and gamma radiation. I soon realized he was only referring to the Incredible Hulk. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 465

You deserved it 6 158

By ozzy - 06/11/2016 09:18 - United States - Campbell

Today, was trying to have an adult conversation with my fiancée but she's always on her phone, so I sent her a text message instead. Relationship goals. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 911

You deserved it 1 167

By Minecraftwhyyy - 22/08/2012 15:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I reached that point in our relationship where just a simple phone conversation was too boring. His idea to spice things up? Playing Minecraft together. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 146

You deserved it 6 757

Yeet the guy

By Lorbibo - 14/01/2021 17:00

Today, I was trying to set up a date with my boyfriend of two years, but he said he didn’t want to, and then to interrupted me to talk to his friends on Discord. FML

I agree, your life sucks 803

You deserved it 171

By Anonymous - 03/06/2011 23:16 - United States

Today, my fiancé nervously sat me down for a "serious chat". The chat wound up with him asking if we could postpone our wedding, because his World of Warcraft guild had a raid scheduled for the same day. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 956

You deserved it 10 781

Functional

By Anonymous - 15/12/2023 05:00

Today, I knew my son was obsessed with Anime, which is fine because he has a job, and seems like a functional human being, but this afternoon he sent out invites to all our relatives to a virtual reality wedding, where he will marry some sort of nonexistent cartoon girl called "Wife Fu." FML

I agree, your life sucks 663

You deserved it 164

Priorities

By Anonymous - 15/06/2025 22:00 - Poland - Warsaw

Today, I wanted to spend some time with my girl, but she was more interested in her phone and 90 Day Fiancé. Bored, I went to play video games. Ten minutes later, she came looking for me and yelled that I clearly prefer video games to her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 446

You deserved it 90

By Anonymous - 22/06/2009 04:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me and I told him about the AnimeCon I'm attending, and that I wanted to go as Sailor Mars, he told me he had no idea what that was. After being mad for about ten minutes, I realized that I wanted to break up with him over not knowing what Sailor Moon was. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 011

You deserved it 84 551

Next

Top comments

Arxikist 3

Monday 20 February 2012 19:06

Suggest playing with his dragon balls.

Da_Bauss435 8

Monday 20 February 2012 19:06

yell "KA ME HA ME HA!!!" and punch him in the face

Comments

hawkey126 0

Monday 20 February 2012 20:19

Problem?

Candice0687 0

Monday 20 February 2012 20:23

Lol what its he 12? Fyl

PierceMePretty 0

Monday 20 February 2012 20:26

Umm, best fiancé ever? I think so!

Kog_Hiro 17

Monday 20 February 2012 20:29

Hey, are you that Freezer guy? I'ma punch you in the schnooze.

tlheller 0

Monday 20 February 2012 20:29

DRAGON BALL Z IS THE BEST SHOW EVER!!! Your pretty lucky to have a fiancé like that

Gogetajh 3

Tuesday 21 February 2012 1:10

are you a female? if so, WE should get married If not, no ****, but we should just be z-fighter friends

NERDSUNITE92_fml 8

Monday 20 February 2012 20:30

Lol, I loved DBZ growing up but now I'm like WTF when I'm watching it but it's still entertaining.

Gogetajh 3

Tuesday 21 February 2012 1:14

i lov it more since ive gotten older

Kog_Hiro 17

Monday 20 February 2012 20:30

Hi, I'm Nappa, and this is Vegeta. He was a prison bitch

ShutUpAndStare 7

Monday 20 February 2012 21:20

I see wut you did thar :3

immaMonsta 8

Monday 20 February 2012 20:33

So you're complaining about ONE conversation? Jeez, get over yourself. DBZ was (and still is) an awesome show. If you don't want to talk to your fiancé

immaMonsta 8

Monday 20 February 2012 20:35

Darn, I meant that if you don't want to talk to your fiancé, then go talk to one of your friends about Power Puff Girls (which is still awesome) or something.

BoiWonder 5

Monday 20 February 2012 20:35

YESS

TColby 12

Monday 20 February 2012 20:35

DBZ ftw

1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10

FML on Facebook

Keywords

Miscellaneous Stalker My ex Coworkers Love Internet Relatable AITA Pokémon Awkward Work Parenting Kids Annoying Shopping Underwear Jealousy Parents Thief Suspicious Sex Intimacy Family NSFW Birthday Gifts I need your advice Accident Abuse Moving home

The Top

The Top

Today, I went into a small coffee shop. In line, a guy came up to me and was like, "I haven't seen you here before, are you new in town?" and I replied with, "Oh, no I've lived here for years. The coffee here is crap, though, so I only come here when Starbucks is full." He's the owner of the shop. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 335

You deserved it 76 786

Today, I returned from a month-long stay in a psych ward for severe depression and suicide attempts. The first words my friends say to me when I call them and let them know I'm out? "Does this mean you're not gonna be so emo? 'cause that was really annoying." FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 935

You deserved it 28 200

Today, my father accused me of not taking care of my 15-month-old son, who is putting on weight slowly because of starting to walk and run. Come on, for a man who sees his grandchildren two or three times a year and never gives his daughter a call, who gave him the courage? FML

I agree, your life sucks 964

You deserved it 128

Today, I discovered that I have to share a room with my new stepbrother. I also discovered that he takes the same number of showers over the course of two weeks as I do in a single day: one. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 142

You deserved it 2 261

Today, I started new meds because I’ve been emotionally numb since I was 14. I never learned how to manage real feelings and I’m on a rollercoaster that involves crying over nothing, feeling jealous of my husband’s Xbox, and getting angry at inanimate objects. Is there a return policy on this? FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 060

You deserved it 348

He doesn't like to move it move it.

I agree, your life sucks 295

You deserved it 85