Miscellaneous: Today, I brought some cupcakes to my class for my birthday, like...

By theman - 21/05/2009 20:49

Today, I brought some cupcakes to my class for my birthday, like all the cool kids do. When it came time to sing happy birthday, the entire class said "happy birthday to" then forgot my name. Except my teacher. She said Steve. My name's Jeff. FML

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By mortenp - 22/09/2011 04:44 - United States

Today, the shy girl in my class brought a cake to share with everyone, since it's her birthday. Excited about the cake, I got everybody to sing "Happy Birthday" for her, only to realize too late that nobody in the class knew her name, myself included. FML

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By bdayboy - 11/01/2011 09:17 - United States

Today, some of my classmates brought cupcakes to celebrate my birthday. I took the leftovers with me after class, and when my mom picked me up from school, she asked, "What are the cupcakes for?" FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2024 13:00 - United States - Livermore

Today, I celebrated my birthday with my family. While they were singing Happy Birthday to me, my mother called me by my brother's name. When I blew out the candles a moment later, I joked, "I wish my mother could remember which son I am." Before we had even started eating the cake, she called me by my father's name. FML

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By holymoly - 05/09/2012 06:12 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my grandparents took me out for dinner for my birthday. After singing, "Happy birthday dear…" they froze. I had to say my own name because they'd forgotten it. FML

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By jet8725 - 23/02/2009 04:05 - United States

Today, I celebrated my birthday with my friend who has the same birthday by going out to dinner with a bunch of our friends. The waiter brought out a cake for my friend but not for me. No one noticed my exclusion. I sang happy birthday on my birthday. FML

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By Mark - 06/06/2012 02:21 - United States

Today, it was the last day of school, and I said goodbye to one of my students. She then told me how to correctly pronounce her name. I'd said it wrong all year. FML

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By Invisible - 08/12/2010 21:55 - Canada

Today, I realized that the only time I've ever been noticed by my classmates is when I brought cake for the potluck. FML

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By birthdayfail - 24/05/2011 07:55

Today, it's my birthday. At my workplace, we always get a cake for whoever's birthday it is. They somehow forgot about me. I've been working there for a year, and my grandparents and my dad own the restaurant I work at. FML

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By happyeffingbday202 - 02/04/2009 23:12 - United States

Today, was my 16th birthday. Needless to say, I was delighted when my friends presented me with a birthday card in a homeroom. I pretended to be surprised and exclaimed, "Aw, you guys really shouldn't have!" They didn't. It was our teacher's birthday. They just wanted me to sign the card. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2025 12:00

Today, my coworkers surprised me with a birthday cake. It was really sweet, until I realized it was for another “Chris” who works in accounting. They only noticed after I blew out the candles. FML

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Casualt1234 0

Friday 22 May 2009 2:02

Oh Steve, I'm sorry that sucks

suckstobeyou3 0

Friday 22 May 2009 2:04

next year, bring a cake with your name on it.

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Lucylove12 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 13:21

that really sucks Jeff. How mean people can be.

BullShart 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 22:52

1. How old are you? 2. Cool kids brought cupcakes to be cool? 3. Doesn't your teacher role call every morning "Jeff"?

av232 0

Monday 8 June 2009 5:34

was this in grade school? cause that's the only time cupcakes would be cool. in which case, surely the teacher would know since she sees you everyday for a year.

electroboy_fml 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 22:28

"Speak your mind, but please try to an respectful" On this occasion, I cannot I'm afraid. "OMG LIEK H0W 0LD R U U SED COOL KIDS!!!!!11!!1one! IT 0BV10USLY WASSNT A J0KE!" I am so, so, so sorry. I just couldn't stand by and do nothing. I am emphatically, deeply regretful.

ijkl0marissa 0

Friday 19 June 2009 19:41

Although many teenagers bring cupcakes on their birthday, they mainly just give them out to their friends in the hallway or at lunch, etc. It's only really in elementary school where the cupcakes are handed out in class, since you only have one class.. In which case.. I'm sorry:[

jaybrown 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 5:37

Waaaaait a minute. Has anyone noticed that this guy is from France, but his name is Jeff and the teacher thought his name was Steve? Because it does it by IP address, it's more likely that the person is from France than their name is Jeff, but still.. it's a mystery! I'm not saying it's fake. Don't worry.

hiitisbrooke 28

Tuesday 11 August 2009 5:25

R U like 7? "like the cool kids do" hahahahaha u shouldn't be on here!

Yaridovich23 0

Monday 31 August 2009 1:38

Happy birthday uh...Tom?

summer66_fml 0

Friday 4 September 2009 17:49

youre from france & your name is Jeff???

cmac86 23

Thursday 22 October 2009 8:47

cool kids bring cupcakes? the fact that you said "cool kids" days you're no older than middle school, and the fact you said cupcakes says younger. don't worry, things get better in second grade.