Health: Today, I broke my arm. When I got home from the doctors with...

By Mervin22 - 29/01/2011 04:10 - Australia

Today, I broke my arm. When I got home from the doctors with my cast, I fell asleep on the couch from the medicine. When I woke up, there were swastikas, "I love the KKK", and multiple penises written all over my cast. My dad thought it would be funny. FML

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By justhelpful - 02/07/2012 17:44 - Austria - Mils

Today, my dad got drunk and played a practical joke on me; a practical joke that resulted in my knee being broken. Now, I'm sitting in a hospital bed all alone while my dad hunts for "hot nurses". FML

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Today, after a stay at the hospital for two broken legs, I finally got home and attempted to relax. My dad went to hand me the remote and dropped it right on my nuts. FML

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By placard3 - 02/10/2019 20:02

Today, I went to the hospital to get a cast that I have been wearing for the past three months removed from my wrist. Thanks to said cast, I couldn't have any summer fun at all. The doctor took a final X-ray and said, "Well look at that, your wrist wasn't fractured to begin with." FML

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By Daddy - 02/06/2016 08:04 - United States - Lawrenceville

Today, I fell off of the deck in my backyard, which wouldn't have been that bad if my drunk, idiot brother hadn't jumped off behind me yelling, "FINISH HIM!" while delivering a bone-crushing body slam. He is fine. I, however, am currently getting a cast for a broken arm. FML

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By scratchy - 08/02/2011 21:39

Today, my "friend" put itching powder in my cast while I was sleeping. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2014 16:18 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my dad picked me up from school, something he'll be doing while my broken leg heals. He thought it'd be hilarious to arrive early and ask the staff where his "crippled" son was, loudly saying I'd broken my leg in a "masturbation-related accident". FML

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Saturday 29 January 2011 8:54

just paint it or cover it with marker

stacster 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 9:02

well grab a sharpie and start turning penises into space ships

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THEmuffinpan 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 9:12

I dont know what every one is so upset about. I would laugh if my father had the sense if humor to do something like that. And as people are saying, it shouldn't be that hard to cover up it convert.

cydvicious 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 15:08

people are upset because it's not funny. I don't understand what kind of father would do that, except a racist one.

MexiCanadian 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 9:21

Ha The KKK not only hated balck people so becareful with anyone that isn't a "purebred" señor

elmski87 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 9:21

your dad thought it would be funny because it IS funny!

surimf 7

Wednesday 5 December 2012 6:40

Um.. If you have a cast, you can't really take it off, so, OP would have to walk around in public with that on her cast. She then would punched in the face by everyone in Australia.

MrBond007_fml 6

Saturday 29 January 2011 9:26

why?

Perksofbeingawal 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 9:30

This might be a dumb question, but what does "I love the KKK" mean? :$

FMLephant 2

Saturday 29 January 2011 11:30

Kicking Killer Kittens.

Arschloch04 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 21:07

Killer Klown Karnival.

Vanessa_Ramos520 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 5:32

Klu klux Klan...... Google it

Bosia 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 6:50

Killing Knitting Kangaroos. It's a group of individuals who are attempting to eliminate the deadly-but-rare breed of violent kangaroos (who also knit fantastic Winter wear!).