Love: Today, I asked my boyfriend if my ass looked big in my new jeans....

By Anonymous - 07/01/2011 13:12 - Sweden

Today, I asked my boyfriend if my ass looked big in my new jeans. He looked, and then started singing "I like big butts and I cannot lie". FML

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Melime88 0

Saturday 8 January 2011 15:25

I must say it's a bit amusing how serious you guys took it. I'm the one who did this FML and it was mostly meant to be amusing and funny. At first I took it as an insult, but it is really a compliment. I'm proud of my butt!

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wenta 1

Friday 7 January 2011 19:10

well he likes your butt at least:D

stitch_book 4

Friday 7 January 2011 19:11

bah! take it as a compliment, or thank him for being honest with a sense of humor.

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ambersayshii123 17

Tuesday 3 July 2018 16:44

yes! be proud of that butt. if you like it and he likes it, who cares?

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