Intimacy: Today, I accidentally told my mom to ejaculate the flash drive...

By Anonymous - 02/02/2012 18:07 - India

Today, I accidentally told my mom to ejaculate the flash drive from the PC. FML

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Thursday 2 February 2012 22:43

I hope you had enough tissues

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Comments

loserman67 35

Friday 3 February 2012 15:05

Sounds like a little Oedipus complex working it's way to the surface.

zenrael 21

Friday 3 February 2012 20:28

It is now safe to ejaculate your device.

xvenom7 0

Friday 3 February 2012 22:09

Oh wow haha that's pretty funny

HannahWho 8

Saturday 4 February 2012 0:06

Your flash drive is a penis, your argument is invalid. :D

Fooberry 9

Saturday 4 February 2012 7:43

I lol'd. Thank you for making my day. Must have been awkward though. Ahahaha.

rdrr 2

Saturday 4 February 2012 8:10

Funny thing is that she ejaculates on my hard drive all the time. Your mom is Hot!

sodapopper 6

Saturday 4 February 2012 9:40

Sure you did.

tommyfox 19

Sunday 5 February 2012 2:35

Well, I'm sure the computer is fine with you pulling out.

UltimateGK 5

Sunday 5 February 2012 5:42

hahaha

JayJavaMonsterr 10

Sunday 5 February 2012 21:15

Lol nice job!! xD

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