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By Anonymous - 20/04/2018 23:54

Today, having been given the OK to return to work after 4 unpaid weeks off following an ACL injury, providing I use crutches, my boss is refusing to let me use them as she thinks they are a "health and safety issue". It's not like I need the money anyway. FML

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interesting33 36

Monday 23 April 2018 23:32

do you work somewhere where you are required to climb and run and there is no way around it? no? I wonder if your boss with think similarly if it was them on crutches

Callyn 47

Tuesday 24 April 2018 2:35

Did you apply for temporary disability? If you're in the US, you should have. It doesn't pay your full wages (about 70%), but it would certainly have helped.

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interesting33 36

Monday 23 April 2018 23:32

do you work somewhere where you are required to climb and run and there is no way around it? no? I wonder if your boss with think similarly if it was them on crutches

Callyn 47

Tuesday 24 April 2018 2:35

Did you apply for temporary disability? If you're in the US, you should have. It doesn't pay your full wages (about 70%), but it would certainly have helped.

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