Health: Today, half asleep, I dropped my pill before I could take it....

By anonymiss - 13/04/2009 16:12 - Canada

Today, half asleep, I dropped my pill before I could take it. I quickly picked it up and washed it down. Five hours later, I just found my pill on the ground. What did I swallow? FML

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By CatLitterLover - 08/02/2011 06:51 - United States

Today, I dropped my Xanax. It wasn't until after I washed it down with some water that I realized it was still on the floor and I had actually swallowed a pebble of cat litter. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2016 01:07 - United States - Roxboro

Today, I accidentally dropped my birth control pill. My cat ate it before I could pick it up. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2019 22:01

Today, my daughter wanted to show me the tooth she had just lost. As I was in a rush to leave for work, I quickly picked up and swallowed my pill that was on the kitchen table. It was only until I looked back down at the table did I see not only my pill, but one extremely angry daughter glaring at me. FML

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By ssnickel - 07/07/2009 21:29 - United States

Today, I accidentally dropped my birth control pill on the floor and my dog ate it. The good news is, I startled her and she spit it right out. The bad news is, I still had to take it after it had been in my dog's mouth. FML

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Down the hatch

By Anonymous - 05/11/2024 15:00 - United States - Boston

Today, I woke up with a hangover and a pounding headache and tried to take an ibuprofen with a glass of water. I missed my mouth and threw the pill directly into my eye. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2022 03:00 - Australia - Oyster Bay

Today, I found the cause of last night's crippling insomnia was the sleeping pill on the kitchen floor. FML

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By Michael - 25/10/2011 15:00 - Australia

Today, while taking pills for a headache, I threw my head back to help get the pills down, and in the process, whacked it against the brick windowsill behind me. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/01/2014 20:35 - United States - New Iberia

Today, I puked up an anti-nausea pill. FML

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By fijiflu - 05/11/2015 21:31

Today, at work in a call center, I went into my locker to get my pain pills from a recent surgery. When I opened the bottle, half my pills spread all over the floor. My boss walked by and said, "I knew it!" FML

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By tarheels526 - 08/02/2009 00:53 - United States

Today, the alarm on my phone went off. I picked it up, hit snooze, and dropped it back on my desk without looking. I woke up an hour later to find that I had dropped it directly in a full glass of water. FML

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shawnarawwwrr 0

Monday 13 April 2009 23:14

did you not even look at what you were swallowing?! thats what she said

manders_ 0

Monday 13 April 2009 23:11

oh god that sucks..

Comments

geiger49er 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 3:49

i have to say that this is probably my new favorite FML. the way it is written makes it great. applause for making me laugh.

shadow_duv 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 3:47

Just hope it wasn't poison...

ammali 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 3:47

I agree with #24, I love the way this is written!

geiger49er 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 3:49

i have to say that this is probably my new favorite FML. the way it is written makes it great. applause for making me laugh.

cadenernest 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 4:00

This. is. hilarious. "What did I swallow?" bahahahah

BEB131 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 4:00

THATS HILARIOUS.... i bet it was a roach

chriskringle 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 4:06

This is awesome.

pewpz 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 4:03

That's why you don't eat things after they fall on the ground, especially small hard to find things. You didn't deserve this, just be smarter next time :)

curryndricegirll 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 4:27

One time I was half asleep, and for some reason I thought I was putting a spoonful of peas in my mouth. There was no spoon or peas, so there's a good chance you just washed your hand and either swallowed air or just sucked on your finger.