Health: Today, for the first time ever, a woman saw my penis. I am 30...

Uhh, what the hell's wrong with being a virgin? I bet half of you boasting about not being a virgin or being well-endowed are lying to us and yourselves. Pleaaasee. Maybe it seems a little late, but that's his business.

Abominationx3 1

Monday 24 January 2011 19:42

that sucks :(

BDB_305 0

Tuesday 1 February 2011 10:41

Its not about the size of the boat.. its all about the motion in the ocean ahah

Travis420 0

Wednesday 2 February 2011 2:32

You should click the link and discover the Ron Jeremy secret or get a male doctor

jtirado101 0

Thursday 17 February 2011 15:58

Ha. Ha. Haaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!

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