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By MikeMorin18 - 01/08/2011 00:07 - United States

Today, at work I was talking to a co-worker about what a slacker my manager was, and how all she did was stand around and talk. She was standing behind me the whole time. I now have sore nuts due to a direct hit from a broom handle. FML

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By spreadburger - 21/11/2014 00:29 - United States - Tampa

Today, my co-worker threw a rubber mallet at my face, and I broke my finger in the process of saving my face. She then told me to "take it up with HR, bitch". She's the HR manager. FML

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By shonfyr - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Spain

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By nose hurts - 30/12/2012 01:01 - United States - Richmond

Today, I was leaning over cleaning a table at work, when my pretty coworker came up behind me and slapped me on the butt. I was so startled that I slipped and smashed my face into the table. Now she can't look at me without laughing. FML

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Quite the handful

By Anonymous - 30/08/2011 04:46 - United States

Today, at work, I was walking to the back office, and I didn't know my manager was following me. After I walked through the door, without looking, I reached behind me to close it. Instead of grabbing the door handle, I got a handful of his crotch. FML

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By buggyluv - 30/06/2016 15:50 - United States - Edwardsville

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By his word vs mine = me suspended - 10/08/2013 18:41 - United Kingdom - Stockport

Today, I was carrying a stack of paperwork at work, when my pen rolled off and onto the floor. As soon as I bent down to pick it up, a nearby co-worker, who's always hated me, accused me of putting on a show and sexually harassing him. He actually followed up by reporting me to HR. FML

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By lions214 - 11/01/2012 01:40 - United States

Today, at work at a store, I was sitting on the floor stocking a bottom shelf. A woman in a motorized cart did not see me, and ran over my hand. When I alerted her about what she had done she laughed. FML

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By NotJobbing - 11/08/2015 23:05 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my lazy bastard of a co-worker punched me straight in the jaw because he didn't get the promotion I did. Being his new manager, I fired him. A few hours later, I was fired for "abusing" my power. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/10/2010 19:29 - United States

Today, I was at work, when I got bored and started spinning around in my chair for a little fun. As I was spinning, I went to grab my phone. I missed and sent my phone flying, hitting my coworker in the face. My boss witnessed the whole thing. FML

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raider27 7

Monday 1 August 2011 9:11

Can't she get into trouble for hitting a co-worker?

BIEBERSLAYER 10

Monday 1 August 2011 9:17

Your manager sounds like a real ball buster to me

Comments

stephvl 0

Monday 1 August 2011 16:46

Lol that's funny but if it was me I would bankrupt the company for sexual assault

pip74205 9

Monday 1 August 2011 17:01

Sounds like assault to me. But, you should always look behind you before talking smack.

gofferurself 10

Monday 1 August 2011 17:08

that is not cool for your boss to sack you. You should probably take her up on charges or at least to her manager and get her sacked from her job.

zombiekitten87 12

Monday 1 August 2011 17:33

well you probably deserved it, but I'd still give HR a call

Magex 12

Monday 1 August 2011 17:44

Take that person to court! You have your co-worker as a witness, I'm guessing a couple of cameras, man she could be in biiiig trouble for assaulting you