I do stuff like that all the time, like blatantly misplacing things then 10 seconds later freaking out because i just had it in my hands

haha you're lucky it didn't explode.

Closest I've come to this is putting the cereal back in the fridge and the milk in the cupboard, and even then I stopped myself. I can imagine putting the wrong thing in, but wouldn't you notice before you even started it that you're still holding a pizza? Or no longer holding a phone at least?

That happens to me all the time! Oh yea you must have the pizza shaped phone huh? Yea that's pretty tricky! Either that or your just a fucktard and don't deserve a phone...if it were possible to accidentally microwave your head I would ask you to do so

Thisbrings to mind is it a good idea to microwave this with jory caron

Dumb Americans

How can you not realize you put your phone in?

What? Don't phones have metal in it? Doesn't metal explode as soon as you turn the phone on? I think this is fake

Was the phone one of those dollar store plastic phones with candy in it? Because I'm pretty certain that microwave would have exploded ........... unless you were oblivious to that too

I'm still trying to understand how you can fail that badly....