Love Today, a guy professed his love for me in front of my friends....

Brittany - 23/12/2012 02:33 - United States

Today, a guy professed his love for me in front of my friends. The guy is my first cousin. FML

43 684

3 521

Carnival of Disasters
Dive into carnival, where hilarious costumes meet unexpected mishaps. Laughter is guaranteed, mask or no mask! …

Seize the day

Anonymous - 04/07/2023 15:00

Today, a guy that I've been friends with for almost 20 years, and for whom I have never shown even the slightest bit of romantic interest in, confessed his love for me. In front of everyone we know, at mine and my fiancé's engagement party. FML

1 178

163

Diaspora

Anonymous - 29/12/2020 20:02 - United States

Today, I found out the guy i've been crushing on might be my cousin. Again. FML

867

214

WTF dude?

4evalone - 22/04/2016 18:06 - United States

Today, the man I love, who broke my heart by leaving me a few months ago, showed up to a family event and pulled off the most elaborate, romantic proposal I've ever seen. He was proposing to my cousin. FML

27 420

1 669

Az - 13/06/2012 00:24 - United States - Dallas

Today, I woke up to a guy outside my house, who wanted to give me flowers and take me out on a date. Aside from it all being pretty fucking creepy anyway, the guy is my not quite right in the head second cousin, who's apparently now head-over-heels in love with me. FML

29 936

2 386

welcometothefamily - 26/02/2011 14:03 - United States

Today, a guy who I have known for a long time confessed his love to me. It would have been sweet except that he will become my stepbrother in 3 days. FML

39 130

3 243

Weirdo

whateven333 - 18/02/2015 04:02 - United States - Gibsonia

Today, I told my cousin that I would gladly help him get through the loss of my aunt. That is until he started flirting with me. FML

32 943

2 688

Brandee - 05/03/2010 01:39 - Canada

Today, a guy commented on a picture of my boyfriend and I kissing on facebook, and said to please stop 'testing' him. He also messaged me saying how he wishes he could get a girlfriend like me, that I'm gorgeous, and that he wants to go out with me. I'm his cousin. FML

38 450

3 217

And I oop

easygoing765 - 06/06/2021 11:01

Today, I found out the girl I hit on at the store I work at is my second cousin. FML

905

251

jellybean_94 - 15/08/2009 04:33 - Canada

Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins. FML

137 484

7 385

me - 21/08/2013 23:45 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I was in love with his best friend. He confessed that he was too. FML

49 305

24 161

StalkerChick 13

Sunday 23 December 2012 9:38

Please don't be from the South. We get enough crap about this...

mikepzz 27

Sunday 23 December 2012 9:38

I bet the family reunions get just a bit awkward after that eh?

chicag0skyline 4

Friday 28 December 2012 7:48

Oh god...

meghaninblack 4

Friday 17 May 2013 8:02

But you have your cousins, and then you have your first cousins... Wait, that's not right, is it?

GERxJAN 6

Monday 24 March 2014 12:30

only in the USA 'murica **** yeah

gtrven 1

Wednesday 30 April 2014 21:35

is your first cousin a lanister by any chance? xD

analise1998 25

Friday 25 September 2015 0:34

merica

__nines 13

Tuesday 1 December 2015 4:43

Welcome to Texas....

SniggitySnaps 11

Monday 20 June 2016 22:25

*sigh*...merica

Conner Dalbeck 15

Saturday 19 August 2017 4:15

sweet home alabama!

Miscellaneous Stalker My ex Coworkers Love Internet Relatable AITA Pokémon Awkward Work Parenting Kids Annoying Shopping Underwear Jealousy Parents Thief Sex Intimacy Suspicious Family NSFW Birthday Gifts I need your advice Accident Abuse Moving home

Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why being with a girl while being with me is cheating. FML

43 230

7 832

Today, I went to go get a new ID because my wallet was stolen, which had my social security card in it as well. I found out that to get your ID you have to have your social security card, and to get your social security card, you need your ID. FML

58 115

8 693

Today, I made a healthy, delicious dinner. My girlfriend picked at it until it went cold, then stuck it in the fridge. Later, she devoured a giant bowl of sugary cereal, then complained all night that her stomach hurt. This happens a lot. FML

857

195

Today, I learned from my daughter's teacher that she has been wearing the same shirt for the past few weeks, ever since we had a fight about how I don't pay attention to her. FML

8 490

63 356

Today, my 6-year-old son asked me what a "sex toy" was. Not really knowing what to tell him, I said it was a game. He's asked for one for Christmas. FML

453

149

Today, at the age of 17, I had my first kiss with the girl I've liked for over a year. However, it was a stage kiss and the girl has made it clear that she finds me repulsive. FML

42 630

4 639