Money, Capitalism and Miscellaneous: Thick as thieves - FML

Thick as thieves

By blovesg - 07/04/2009 00:41 - United States

Today, I was at the mall shoplifting when a girl who looked my age pointed to a shirt I had in my bag. "Stole that, huh?" she asked smiling. She looked pretty cool, so I nodded and asked if she stole the jeans she was wearing, which were from the same store. Turns out she didn't, she's the manager. FML

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TOP COMMENTS

Endymion_fml 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 9:47

You deserved that one hundred percent, you thieving bastard.

PhoenixLE 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 9:47

You're a moron. YDI.

Comments

joshua12 2

Saturday 3 September 2011 16:29

Wow you **** up

Kendall_Cali97 8

Sunday 4 September 2011 21:54

All my sympathy left after "I was at the mall Shoplifting" YDI

codylicious6 0

Monday 5 September 2011 20:36

So stealing is "cool" now, huh.

the7thchild 6

Thursday 8 September 2011 1:56

YDI. Criminal. Biotch. Despicable You. Go die in a hole :) FML for reading this $h1t.

jackthehoseless 2

Sunday 18 September 2011 7:02

Anyone who says YLS is absolutely retarded. Stealing is not cool. I hope you die in a fire while I throw beer bottles at you. (I have an odd mind)

DenDen114 0

Friday 23 September 2011 17:24

Epic FAIL!!!! Ruh-tard!!!

hateevryone 14

Thursday 6 October 2011 20:36

Rule 1: Don't get caught. Rule 2: Don't admit to anything.

bladomas 2

Sunday 9 October 2011 15:28

you totally deserve that bitch for shoplifting, you and your kind make people look bad

ClaytonAwesome 0

Sunday 9 October 2011 20:17

You seem really cool, I want to be friends with you

lolitroll_fml 0

Wednesday 19 October 2011 5:42

Pbb....poor bum bitch :p

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