The thrill of it

andrew - 04/04/2018 06:00

Today, I broke a world record on third-wheeling with my friend and his girlfriend. As we were driving back from the beach, I took a nap and woke up to my friend receiving head in the front seat. They knew I was awake, but they continued and finished. FML
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CrazyTrainWreck 19

Gave my friend and his girlfriend a ride to his house back in highschool, as I was the only one in my group with a license and a car. Half way there they start doing the nasty and I was like really assholes? A sudden brake check was enough to ruin their mood.

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Lobby_Bee 17

You were the third wheel in the fourth dimension for a brief moment. You broke physics.

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colaman 4

You should have critiqued her method

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skippydoda 32

And tell her what his friend likes instead.

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tmj25789 23

now that's a classy lady right there.

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sunshine1421 14

you didn't even have to pay for the premium channel pornhub will be disappointed

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Krystal.xo 12

but it probably turned you on

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