The red knob incident

Bee - - United States

Today, I was taking a piss in a port-o-john and thought it would be a good idea to aim at a bee I saw buzzing around. The bee thought it would be a better idea to sting me on the knob. FML
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musicpirate456 0

that bee was PISSED!

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evangldbrg 0

Why the hell would you aim at something other than the toilet in a port-a-john...I'm surprised you didn't piss all over yourself.

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irgndsondepp 15

"thought it would be a good idea to" -> instant YDI

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homesuckfucker 28

sollux smirking in the distance

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danijela 12

Lol on your piss hole ? I hope not, that'd look horrible.

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MehrunesDagon456 20

You do know that when a bee stings someone, they die? Today, I was flying around minding my own business when this a**hole came in and tried to pee on me! In my panic I stung him. Now I'm going to die. FML

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mthucs 7

He stung your prick.. with his prick.

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Shadow9876 19

You are the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.

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