The language of love

Anonymous - 20/01/2010 16:17 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I went for a swim in his pool. I was hoping that the swim would be somewhat romantic, however, that came to an abrupt end when he decided that it would be cool and funny to try and lift me up by my boobs. FML
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carrotpuke 0

You just got a free breast lift!

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JukeboxBunny 0

How hard are your boobs for that to even be a remote possibility?

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pompompom_fml 0

maybe he didn't, but just thought: Let's give it a try

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darkmis1 17

And to all the guys here saying it's not an FML: stfu! That hurts like $h!t!

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FPsLife 5

Proper revenge for all the womens suggesting ball kicks at the drop of a hat (not here, obviously...).

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aeiouxuoiea 0

That must have hurt like a kick in the nads. Which should have been your response.

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CYNNER 0

Well you are relatively weightless in water so... how did he do it? did he like grab your nipples or death grip the whole damn thing?

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citygirlnomore 0

this makes me sad. are all boys just immature and only care about..boobs and shit?

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ILikePopCorn 0

^^^ Hahahahaha, Lmfao I'm A Girl But This Comment Is Full Of Win.

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