The judge has made his ruling

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - London

Today, I got into a fight with my girlfriend. After yelling and arguing my point, my cat got up and jumped up next to her on the bed. He sat down, and they both glared at me until I left. FML
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Top comments

kitkatmeOw 8

Looks like you're not getting any pussy.

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blondie1208 17

If the cats on her side, then you obviously ****** up good.

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Chazzzor 10

She is your "girlfriend" and she has her own bed at your place? -WTF?

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CaptainCats 14

#57- Maybe they live together? My boyfriend and I live together. It's seriously not that strange.

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Mifflicious 18

Where does it say that it's the girlfriend's bed..?

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MKProcks 13

Never fight with your girlfriend in front of your cat. Next time settle your argument with your cat first. :)

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Angelastic_fml 18

How did the cat yell and argue your point, and why did it suddenly switch sides?

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laden_swallow09 34

Reading comprehension. For your sake and ours, use it.

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dogpup4 23

He's only joking, #74. I laughed anyway.

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Angelastic_fml 18

I can't be faulted for reading it exactly as written. This site is so full of dangling participles, I may as well have fun with them instead of just getting annoyed.

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niphredil 2

Wow there's some pretty stupid people in here.... clearly they live together, and share a bed, hence the use of 'the bed'.

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False_Stupidity 41

I consider that very not loyal but what can you expect from those up themselves cats. Get a dog they stick by you even when your in the wrong.

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dimespot 5

So you are a lesbian couple? How very modern! psst! Dudes have dogs.

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