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The_failure -

Today, I found myself sitting in the bathroom at work searching the internet for the alcohol and caloric content of cool mint Listerine. I now believe that I may have a problem. FML
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bloopaloop 27

If it makes you feel better, I’m almost always pooping when I check FML. To include right now.

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BeefyQueefy 14

Jesus buddy, relax with the judgements and assumptions, yeah?

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dasin 18

when the bank account ran dry didnt clue you in or the drunk driving or abuse to another living thing if those arent issues i dont see why killing yourself in a slow enjoyable way is a bad thing

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BeefyQueefy 14

Jesus buddy, relax with the judgements and assumptions, yeah?

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jbuckets_404 38

Why? Is there poor Wi-Fi reception in the bathroom at work now?

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bloopaloop 27

If it makes you feel better, I’m almost always pooping when I check FML. To include right now.

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RichardPencil 30

That sounds like a... ... wait on it... ... shitty situation.

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HCL Burn 1

alcoholism is a real bitch man.

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RichardPencil 30

I glad to see you watching the calories. It’s not too bad to be a drunk, but it’s awful to be a fat drunk!

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Sonotsuave 35

Uh. Yeah I would get some help unless for some reason you’ve never used mouthwash before and are interested in the components...get help and good luck

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manb91uk 22

You do if it says "Alcohol free" on the label

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