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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2020 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I decided that I need to lose weight when I discovered I could no longer chew on my own toenails. FML
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FMLMaximus 23

why would you be trying to do that anyway? gross.

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RichardPencil 30

That's your motivation to lose weight? I've heard the motto, "Nothing tastes as good as being thin feels." You'd refute that saying, "Toenails do!"

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Morgan Meyer 4

A step in a healthy direction is a step on the right path. Weather or not you have a strange addiction, becoming healthier will open up your mind and your possibilities. It doesn't matter why you take that first step...it just matters that you do. Good luck! Might I recommend Hybrid Calisthenics, great guy and very helpful videos :)

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tiptoppc 19

If you are a guy, you’re going to be an incel. If you are a girl, well, i’m sure some horny weirdo is going to subscribe for that. Use that money to eat better. Well, better than eating toenails…

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