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Spice up your love life

screwed - 04/11/2012 09:55 - United States

Today, my hubby and I decided to spice up our sex life and went to an adult toy store. We know too many people in our town, so we drove to one that was 30 minutes away. We decided on our items, and went to the check out. Who would have guessed my next door neighbor works there as a cashier? FML

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Anonymous - 02/11/2017 05:00

Today, my girlfriend and I went to a shop known for its hardcore sex toys. We happened to run into one of my university lecturers and her wife discussing butt plugs with a member of staff, and then saw my aunt and uncle at the register. FML

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Average Lover - 27/10/2018 03:00

Today, my wife and I decided to go to an adult store and buy some toys to spice up the bedroom a bit. She wanted to buy a double-edged dildo so "we can use it together". I'm a guy. FML

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Hooky

Anonymous - 31/05/2025 13:00 - United States - Austin

Today, I decided to play hooky to go buy new toys from the sex store to spice things up for my girlfriend and me. Well, things got awkward when my boss was also playing hooky and in the same sex store after I'd told him I was out for a funeral. FML

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the_captain - 23/06/2009 00:21 - United States

Today, I was cashiering at Target when an old woman came into my checkout line. Her items? Variety pack of pleasuring condoms, a bottle of KY sensual lube, and two colorful thongs. As I'm scanning these, she leans in and whispers, "I love toys." FML

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Are you lost?

Anonymous - 16/08/2015 15:22 - United States

Today, while I was working at a children's toy store, a woman walked in, looked around a bit, then asked if we sold dildos. FML

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The Customer Is Clueless

Conner Johnson - 28/11/2017 05:00

Today, a customer walked up to me with a dog toy and said, "I knew one-stop shopping was a thing, but I didn't know you guys carried dildos." FML

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Nice try, Sharon

Anonymous - 23/06/2013 10:38 - United States - Fountain Valley

Today, I decided to go buy myself a dildo to use on my lonely nights. Once at the adult store, I also grabbed a birthday card to make it seem the dildo wasn't for me. At the register, the cashier looked at me and said, "For God's sake, save yourself some money. I already know it's for you." FML

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MissCan'tKeepAJob - 23/08/2011 16:18 - United States

Today, I work by myself at a retail store and I was bored so I called my boyfriend. I woke him up and he was feeling frisky, and as things were getting heated I started to moan and say dirty things. Until the entire rack of clothes fell over and revealed my boss hiding. He had a boner. FML

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vhtdgjj - 29/11/2010 18:26 - United States

Today, I went to the grocery store where my husband works. I wanted to surprise him, so I went up behind him and started kissing his neck. He seemed to love it, and so did I, until I noticed it wasn't my husband. FML

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Make believe

SN MetalMilitia - 03/11/2020 05:02

Today, I once again bought condoms at the gas station to make the people who work there think that I have a sex life. FML

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DocBastard 38

Sunday 4 November 2012 15:11

Oh no! Now your neighbour knows you have a healthy sex life! Whatever will you do? How will you ever live it down? The only solution is to have loud, raucous sex all the time so he knows your purchase was successful.

n3rdzgotskillz 29

Sunday 4 November 2012 15:11

Hey, you only BOUGHT something from a sex shop. They WORK there. I think you're pretty even!

BaconBoy75 2

Sunday 4 November 2012 21:32

That's why you shop locally. You're all adults. Who cares?

YeniDewie 0

Sunday 4 November 2012 21:37

so sad to see people at age 15 have to take care of their babies, they lost their beautiful teenager life ...

TheMajesticBeard 2

Sunday 4 November 2012 22:02

Well, what can he say? He works there.

IsBitchBetter 1

Sunday 4 November 2012 22:43

What is your neighbor going to do? I'm guessing discretion is part of the job description. Since you didn't know they worked there, I'd say they are pretty good at keeping their mouth shut.

decidedlyvague 11

Sunday 4 November 2012 23:01

Oh no! Those anal beads aren't really for her are they?

meghanlk234 1

Monday 5 November 2012 2:11

So?

69fuckyocouch 0

Monday 5 November 2012 3:14

Well It was probably just as awkward for the neighbor too. They probably don't want anyone to know they work there let alone imagine op having sex.

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Monday 5 November 2012 3:20

I think it's worse that your neighbor works as a cashier at an adult toy shop.

magnetoo 4

Monday 5 November 2012 3:22

Pretty sure she's not going to judge you for that.

picturescrazy 24

Monday 5 November 2012 3:54

At least you're having sex! No one would care if they saw you at a sex store in town. You're a married adult couple, you shouldn't have anything to hide or be ashamed of (: