Im sure a similar FML was posted a while ago. This seems to be a common problem

One does not merely "crack open" a window after taking a massive shit.

How unfortunate. Hopefully you were able to get through the date.

Oh no little princes doesn't poop flower scented marbles ;)

Air freshener provides the wonderful smell of tropical breeze with just a touch of feces.

Well that's one way to get comfortable with the new family haha Sorry OP. Next time go before you leave the house. You'll be fine! Everyone does it!

Oh yeah, how dare she, a female, perform a normal bodily function when the need arises. Pfffffft! I mean, who does she think she is? A man, who has the right to use any designated facility for its intended purpose whenever the mood strikes him? I mean, really.

The shouting was unnessecary. I would be upset too, but would simply wait until the smell was gone or use another bathroom. I'm sure it wasn't the only one in their house. FYL

"Ooh, that smell Can't you smell that smell? Ooh, that smell The smell of death surrounds you"

It happens it should pass soon