Money: Sleigh bells

Sleigh bells

By dude, where's my balls? :( - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Anchorage

Today, my mom and I went to Best Buy for some Christmas shopping. She picked up some presents for me and told me not to look at what she was buying. When we got to the register, she didn't have enough money, and I ended up having to buy my own presents. FML

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By anonymous - 17/12/2013 05:02 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, I discovered my mom has been using my credit card to buy everyone's Christmas presents. FML

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By swimmonster81 - 25/12/2015 21:22

Today, my mother told me how she managed to afford all of the expensive Christmas presents we got. She took out extra money when applying for my student loans. FML

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By SwingingGallows - 15/07/2016 15:43

Today, I bought my mother an expensive TV she had been looking at. After I bought it, she continued browsing for more stuff. I told her I couldn't afford the extra items. She got mad and called me "selfish". FML

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By Anon - 26/12/2015 02:03 - United States

Today, I thought my mom and I could put aside our differences and open our Christmas presents. When she opened mine, she turned to my dad and said she didn't want the present, so I could give it to someone else. 'Tis the season. FML

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Scammers gonna scam

By sarahwittman - 13/06/2011 22:29 - United States

Today, my aunt and I went shopping. When we got to the store, she said she forgot her wallet, and I told her I would buy some things for her. When we were at the checkout, I was a dollar short. She said, "Oh, I'll get it!" and pulled out her wallet. FML

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Miserable parenting style

By Anonymous - 19/08/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, my mom was going to take me shopping to buy a gift for my dad’s birthday, but unfortunately, I missed a spot while cleaning the kitchen. Now my mom is “embarrassed to be seen with me in public” and will buy my dad nothing, and tell him it’s because I don’t love him. FML

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Lost

By Sam - 17/11/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, my mom was on the phone while we went grocery shopping. Apparently, her phone call was more important because she just left me stranded in the store. FML

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Thieves like us

By Anonymous - 21/01/2023 04:00

Today, my mom stole my holiday money because she found it “near her bag” in my kitchen and “assumed it was hers” and she must have “forgotten it was in there all this time.” I demanded it back, but she’d already spent it on hair, nails, shoes, and a date night with dad. She won’t pay me back either. FML

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By Crys - 29/12/2018 12:00 - Canada - Kingston

Today, I decided to finish up some Christmas shopping. Instead, I ended up having to buy a present for myself - a new alternator after my car died and left me stranded. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/07/2011 00:21 - United States

Today, my mom tried to get me to shoplift. From the dollar store. FML

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windfuelsfire 10

Sunday 23 December 2012 1:47

I hope she was getting you a pair of balls

quontag 15

Sunday 23 December 2012 1:41

Well now you can guess what you got based on the price.

Comments

sirlime 1

Sunday 23 December 2012 5:08

From you to you!

cH1N1chunga 5

Sunday 23 December 2012 6:01

Join the club Last year I had to pay for my North Face Jacket ($250) and my Dr. Dre Beats Studios ($356) An for my birthday A G-Shock ($115)

alissa222 15

Sunday 23 December 2012 6:37

You HAD to?

xNephilim 18

Sunday 23 December 2012 7:46

Nobody is making you buy expensive crap like that. I understand the jacket to an extent, but the headphones? That's just a waste of money.

zero4life123 7

Sunday 23 December 2012 6:12

Well at least it may still be a surprise?

dcmtnbkr 1

Sunday 23 December 2012 6:43

been there, it definitely sucks. look on the bright side, some folks don't have any family to spend Christmas with. merry Christmas op

pipinya 8

Sunday 23 December 2012 7:24

Hey, at least you know how much they were

carapherneliaa 7

Sunday 23 December 2012 7:35

I think everyone has an experience like this at some point in their life...

KM96 24

Sunday 23 December 2012 7:42

That sucks :( Sorry OP

barronterrier 3

Sunday 23 December 2012 8:28

You fell for that? Sucks to be you!

fyrfyter 4

Sunday 23 December 2012 14:55

Welcome to adult life, where whether you or your spouse buys the gifts, the money still comes from your pocket! The good news is, I guess you don't have to buy her anything since you bough your own gifts!