Sleep Schedule Struggles By FML Videos - 23/08/2018 19:30 The end of summer vacation means no more 4am bedtime! I agree, your life sucks 445 You deserved it 117 Share Tweet Share
Today, my husband came home and sat in his car out front for fifteen minutes. I went and knocked on the door, asking what he was doing. Apparently, I always dump so much shit on him the second he walks in the door that he needs a little peace between work and coming home to me. Ungrateful ass. FML I agree, your life sucks 93 You deserved it 1 790
Today, while playing with a group of kids at the school where I work, I heard an immense rip. I looked down and recoiled in shock as I noticed a gaping maw in my pants stretching from my ass to my left kneecap. I had to finish the rest of the day and walk home like that. FML I agree, your life sucks 22 127 You deserved it 1 906
Today, after handing in my resume to get a part-time job, I tried leaving, but the door wouldn't open. It was the "in" door. The person I gave my resume to had to slowly explain this to me. FML I agree, your life sucks 10 077 You deserved it 25 877
Today, my boyfriend of three months told me he's going to get tested for STDs, because he's worried about a previous partner. I'm grateful for his thoughtfulness, but I'd be even more grateful if we hadn't already slept together several times. FML I agree, your life sucks 30 829 You deserved it 7 292
Today, I was on a first date. She asked what I do, so I replied, "I create adverts." She then yelled, "F**k you" and left. FML I agree, your life sucks 25 327 You deserved it 4 628
Today, I married my best friend in the whole world at a small romantic venue. By that I mean I married my actual best mate while completely hammered at a drive-through wedding chapel. My fiancée is gonna kill me when she finds out. FML I agree, your life sucks 2 329 You deserved it 4 891
So cute