Sleep Schedule Struggles By FML Videos - 23/08/2018 19:30 The end of summer vacation means no more 4am bedtime! I agree, your life sucks 445 You deserved it 117 Share Tweet Share
Today, an old guy approached me and asked if I had ever seen an elephant with white ears. I shook my head. He then pulled the pockets out of his shorts and whipped out his sex nose. FML I agree, your life sucks 38 391 You deserved it 4 741
Today, after I flew 16 hours across the world to see my girlfriend, on the fifth day of the holiday we broke up because she ended up telling me she "can't do distance." After all those hours of flying, we spent the last 3 days in the hotel room mostly crying, and I asked her face to face, "Why did you break me?" She left; I'm broken. FML I agree, your life sucks 361 You deserved it 99
Today, I was waiting after work in a parking lot for my ride and was dancing a little to keep warm. Next thing I know the cops pull up to me and said that someone called in to report someone dancing in an empty parking lot. FML I agree, your life sucks 30 067 You deserved it 3 238
Today, I went to eat the orange I'd brought to work, but couldn't find it. After minutes searching, I found it. Nailed to the ceiling. FML I agree, your life sucks 30 582 You deserved it 2 938
Today, I accidentally ripped out my boyfriend's insulin pump while trying to give him a lapdance. FML I agree, your life sucks 54 687 You deserved it 17 207
Today, I came outside to leave for work. To my shock and horror my car was gone. My asshole neighbor, who has parked in my spot multiple times decided to let her noisy guests park in my parking spot, so I parked in hers. She had my car towed. FML I agree, your life sucks 2 055 You deserved it 415
So cute