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stew - - United States

Today, it took me more than four hours to set up the back yard for my daughter's baby shower. It only took my husband one push of a button to turn on the sprinklers. FML

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Rainman - 14/06/2009 20:39 - United States

Today, I had to water my entire garden. After an exhausting hour of watering hundreds of plants, I turned off the hose and started to feel good about the grueling job. That is, until it started pouring rain. FML

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how - 25/07/2013 04:10 - United States - Crozier

Today, my husband managed to set fire to half of our garden setting up mosquito repellents. FML

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Anonymous - 20/08/2011 14:08 - United States

Today, my 4 year-old asked to go outside and play in the sprinkler. I told him not right now because I was busy and he's too little to play outside by himself. I came out of the laundry room later to find he'd brought the sprinkler in the house and turned the water on. At least he listened. FML

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Deconstructed - 19/05/2009 20:13 - United States

Today, my husband let me sleep in while he worked on the landscaping by our backyard pool. Ready for a shower, I stripped naked, opened the back door to let the dog out, and stepped out to ask him how it was going. Turns out he'd finally hired a landscaping crew. FML

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Anonymous - 14/09/2021 16:00 - United States - Little Rock

Today, my husband, who rarely helps with big projects around the house, offered to help me with our mess of a backyard. An hour and a half into the project, and an hour and a half after he disappeared from the backyard, I found him mowing and edging the front. Our front yard was immaculate and didn't need mowed. FML

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anon - 20/07/2011 07:55 - Canada

Today, my neighbor finally cut the grass on his front lawn. At 2 in the morning. FML

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Pesky kids

Kyle - 03/12/2013 06:09 - United States - Seattle

Today, I set up a motion-activated sprinkler to drench the neighborhood kids who have been ding dong ditching me for years. Because they couldn't get close enough to ring the doorbell, they decided to start egging me instead. FML

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Anonymous - 18/10/2023 15:00

Today, my wife invited 45+ people to her baby shower, but literally 4 people came. Now I get to deal with my pregnant wife and her fluctuating hormones. FML

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yrfavweapon - 02/07/2010 19:29 - United States

Today, after two hours, I finally got my very cranky, sick baby to fall asleep. Five minutes later, a neighbor started shooting off fireworks. FML

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brrrr that's cold! - 27/01/2011 20:24 - United States

Today, I finally felt well enough to take an actual shower after having surgery on my back. It took five minutes to stand up, ten minutes to get to the shower, and another ten minutes to get in. The pilot light went out in less than five minutes. FML

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Tuesday 23 June 2009 23:08

Guess he took 'baby SHOWER' literally.

PositiveChillout 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 23:00

Ooo Could he not have forseen that water and decorations don't mix?!?!?

thelonelylurker 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 23:26

Probably should've disconnected the sprinkler system and told your husband not to mess around?

SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 23:30

He'll feel bad about that one later. Especially since you'll be the one bitching him out. xD I'd do the same. What was he thinking? You spent so long on decorating... Auugh. Also, lol @ #7/too_much_fun!

teebonehead 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 23:30

Talk to your husband much ? I bet it was his fault also. Y D I

Nightfallz 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 23:30

communication

Kristoffer 35

Tuesday 23 June 2009 23:33

"A baby shower, eh? Needs some water!" :D

Luckster 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 23:35

Someone's sleeping on the sofa tonight.

takemedown 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 23:37

owch. that sucks.

ryansims 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 23:39

surely it was accidental

Blimy 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 23:39

lol #4 you rule haha. I hope the baby had already been born, it wouldn't be good for the mother to be doing all of that work with the little one still inside.