Love and Dating: Red flag

Red flag

By me. - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my friend and I gave our numbers to some guys at a bar. Twenty minutes after we had left, we got a call. We excitedly answered the phone, only to hear the guy ask, "So, are you the fat one or the ugly one?" FML

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By grenade - 17/07/2011 06:24 - United States

Today, I was at a club with my friends, when a group of guys approached us. It got quiet for a second, and I heard one of them say, "It's okay, I've got the fat one this time," then walk over and start talking to me. FML

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By jonas_93 - 05/04/2009 19:15 - Canada

Today, I went to a club with a couple of my friends. I met a really cute guy and we were getting along pretty well. We eventually exchanged numbers. Later on I decided to call him and set up a date. The number he gave me was the Rejection Hotline number. FML

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Feels bad man

By toobad - 02/06/2009 05:41 - United States

Today, I went to a bar with some buddies, and after trying to pick up a few girls, one of my friends got a number. When I heard the number, I said, "Sorry man, that's definitely the rejection hotline number." So many girls have given me that number, I've memorized it. FML

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By sorejecteditmakesmewannacry - 29/08/2013 10:44 - France - Poissy

Today, I asked a cute guy for his number but instead he gave it to my gay friend. When my friend later called him, it turned out that he'd given him his number just to get rid of me and wasn't expecting him to call. FML

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By number2 - 14/06/2009 04:05 - United States

Today, my friends and I were walking past a bar. There were a few cute guys "rating" every girl that walked by with number cards. My friend, who is a guy, got an 8. I got a 2. FML

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Branded

By Anonymous - 20/10/2021 07:00 - United States - Eau Claire

Today, I was talking to a friend on the phone, asking him pick me up for a cookout while his kids were yelling in the background, asking where my friend, their dad, was going. He jokingly answered them, "To pick up my ugly friend." They quickly replied with my name, out of the dozens of friends he hangs out more with. FML

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By Single4Life - 05/07/2009 02:40 - United States

Today, my friend told me that she gave my number to a guy I've liked for a while. I asked why and she just said "He's just going to have to tell you himself." I got hopeful and really nervous. A few hours later he calls. Turns out, he's called to try and get a date with my gay friend. FML

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By theuglyfriend - 17/07/2012 06:09 - United States - Riverbank

Today, I went to a coffee shop with my friend. The guy rang her up and said it was only a dollar as he winked at her $10 purchase. Then he rang me up at completely full price. She got his number and I got to be the ugly friend once again. FML

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By apparentlyunattractive - 07/06/2009 09:23 - United States

Today, someone left a note on my car, saying "You're gorgeous. Call me. #######." I called the number and they said they saw me in the store I was in, telling me "You were the ONLY attractive person in there." We decided to meet up. He walks over, I say hi, he says "I think I put my number on the wrong car." FML

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By Anonymous - 28/07/2009 10:55 - Australia

Today, I saw a cute girl at a bar and decided to go and chat her up. After charming her with my usual crap for a while, I told her she was really pretty, and asked for her number. She replied, "You asshole, I met you here a year ago and gave you my number, and you never called me." FML

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panda1o 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 8:59

well which one were you?

xlorawrz 9

Tuesday 9 August 2011 9:00

That's harsh and bitchy of them, but that's what happens when you hand out your phone number to random douchebags at bars.

Comments

sydie5 12

Tuesday 9 August 2011 9:14

That's when you pretend to be the Rejection Hotline.

byteolu 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 22:36

Hey

Calivale 7

Tuesday 9 August 2011 9:16

So which one are you? or are you both?

manbearpig7173 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 2:24

I've only read this comment a thousand times...

SPC117 5

Tuesday 9 August 2011 9:16

Soo...uhhh...which one?

sydie5 12

Tuesday 9 August 2011 9:17

14 - Win.

omgcookeys 15

Tuesday 9 August 2011 9:17

Douchebags..

wriptidez 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 9:25

ignore them

beccerz 6

Tuesday 9 August 2011 9:31

harsh

Ann23 7

Tuesday 9 August 2011 9:34

Maybe the bar isn't such a good idea.. try somewhere else next time !

byteolu 0

Friday 12 August 2011 4:02

The bar is perfect, drunk people are so easy

courtneykinz97 5

Tuesday 9 August 2011 9:34

I'd be like yo hot the wrong number cause I'm neither.

dollars2doughnut 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 9:49

But... You're not old enough to go into a bar!

loveexgirl 15

Tuesday 9 August 2011 9:53

She didn't say that she went into the bar, she was just stating what she would say.

dollars2doughnut 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 9:56

Really??!

perdix 29

Tuesday 9 August 2011 9:34

"Both, I just ate the ugly one!" Go with ugly and hope the guy is a fan of Jimmy Soul who said: If you want to be happy for the rest of your life Never make a pretty woman your wife So from my personal point of view Get an ugly girl to marry you. No wiser words have been spoken.