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footinmouth - 13/09/2009 05:14 - United States

Today, I went to a restaurant with some friends. I noticed a very cute waitress about my age, so I walked over to her and asked if she had a boyfriend. The extremely fit, attractive waiter standing next to her immediately turned, held out his hand and goes, "Yeah. Meet me." FML

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awkward - 26/09/2016 21:31 - United States - Oakland

Today, I was out to dinner with a friend I had a crush on. The whole time, he was flirting with the waitress while I was trying to get him to notice me. When we got the check, he looked at her and said, "She's not my girlfriend, I only go out with pretty girls. So, can I have your number?" FML

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Anonymous - 29/09/2009 19:09 - United States

Today, I was at lunch with my girlfriend. The waitress came up and asked for her number, then asked if she had a significant other. I laughed as my girlfriend gave the waitress her number. They're going on a date, tonight. FML

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Raw95 - 15/03/2009 04:20 - United States

Today, I was eating at Steak N' Shake. I noticed that the cute waitress was checking me out. When I was done with my meal she wrote her number on the ticket. So, as I was walking out the door, I turned around to wave at her, and walked into a metal bar next to the door. FML

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KL. - 05/06/2009 19:46 - Canada

Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML

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Anonymous - 24/09/2013 07:15 - United States - Petrolia

Today, I took my girlfriend out to eat at a diner where my friend works. My friend was our waiter but too busy to talk much. He texted me after we'd left to tell me that my girlfriend had slipped him her number. FML

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DerrickUhl - - United States - Napa

Today, I finally turned 21, so my friends and I decided to go to a club. There, I met this hot waitress and we were really hitting it off. I ordered a drink. She replied, "No problem, kiddo." FML

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Gears - 29/04/2019 16:00

Today, I had dinner at a local fast-food joint. There's an employee there that I usually talk to and flirt with, so I thought maybe it was time to ask for her number. After a small conversation and almost getting to the point, she told me, "I'm 17." I'm 23. FML

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Samantha - 29/03/2009 03:14 - Canada

Today, I was having lunch at a cafe. There was an attractive guy looking at me from another table. I smiled back and gave a little wink. A minute later he approached me. I introduced myself and asked if he wanted my number. He said, "Um, no but what are you eating? It looks really good" FML

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Mel - 23/05/2009 06:43 - United States

Today, I thought I'd finally make a step towards getting over my ex-fiancé by flirting with a cute waiter. I left him a note on the bill. He comes back, says "which one of you is [name]?" and leans down close to me to say, "Thanks for your note, but your card was declined." FML

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tomtomcutiepoof - 13/03/2009 00:38 - United States

Today, my best friend set me up on a blind date with someone he said was very hot. I'm not exactly what you call fit, so I haven't been dating lately. As soon as I got to the restaurant, I spotted the girl. She looked me up and down, said, "You have GOT to be kidding me" and left. FML

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Sunday 13 September 2009 12:10

now, I found that entertaining because she's probably not dating the waiter, and he just saved her from being harassed by some random customer.

null_fml 11

Sunday 13 September 2009 12:06

Mildly embarrassing, but it's not like anything bad, really came of it. If it did, you'd have told us.

bigfatunderwear 0

Friday 25 June 2010 0:52

@88 read it again , it says ". . . held out HIS hand . . ."

melmosuzanne 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 21:03

It was a harmless question.

XxSonyaBladexX 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 4:54

it could have been worse!! You could have gotten hurt.

IcemistDragon 20

Monday 29 August 2011 9:35

Why on earth would you immediately ask a girl that as a pick up line? I'd be a little creeped out myself...XD

Honda288 2

Saturday 4 February 2012 6:34

At least he was nice and polite. He could have gotten defensive and threatened to kick your ass.

swag_unicorn 4

Sunday 12 August 2012 7:50

"well ur a lucky man" 1. guy feels better 2. girl complimented. problem solved.

cwl727 32

Friday 28 March 2014 21:01

Well you got your answer.

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Wednesday 21 May 2014 16:54

He seemed pretty chill about it...it seems like you got away without injury...

fantasyworld 37

Monday 10 August 2015 12:47

He probably wasn't her boyfriend, also that's a dumb pick up line. She's working she doesn't want to be bothered by a stranger asking for a date.

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Wednesday 15 June 2016 9:34

I feel sorry for the waitresses and waiters being bothered by people like you.

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Today, I finally met the guy I've been getting to know online in person for a date. When we saw each other, we both realized that we had heavily Facetuned our profile pictures. The awkward silence that followed was the longest five minutes of my life. FML

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Today, at work, my colleague started to look for a new job. For me. FML

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Today, my dad opened a Chinese fortune cookie that read, "Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes." Now he won't stop calling me Experience. FML

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Today, I went to a grocery store and tried one of those free samples of a new type of cheese. When I went to throw the toothpick away, I dropped it in a large container of olive oil. Not realizing it was a “special” display, I casually tried to scoop out the toothpick with my hand... only to get shooed away by an employee. FML

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