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Today, I went straight from work to a blind date, and I decided to change in my car at the parking lot. Someone pulled up next to me as I had my ass to the window. It was my date. FML

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The rhythm of the fight
Discover all the best anecdotes from the month of January, with or without snow, with or without you. …

redscarf_fml 8

Saturday 19 March 2016 1:17

If changing required you to have your ass out facing the world, you should have stopped to change somewhere. YDI

extrasnipes 22

Saturday 19 March 2016 1:20

I think starting a date with a view of a full moon is a wonderful idea

anyoldnamewilldo 23

Monday 21 March 2016 22:21

Why would you choose to change in public when you could have just changed in the bathroom at work??? Inquiring minds want to know.

Wolverine48Ga 21

Wednesday 14 September 2016 16:28

Well how'd it go

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Today, I was showing off my new pet bird to my friends over video chat. I opened the cage to demonstrate how friendly he was. Instead of perching on my finger like usual, he flew out the window. I spent the next hour chasing him around the neighborhood in my pajamas. FML

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Today, after I finally got up the courage to talk to the girl I'd been crushing on for years, we've got super close over a few weeks. Her best friend, who I'm kinda friends with, texted me, confessing that she likes me. Now the first girl won't talk to me for the sake of her best friend, who I'm not interested in. FML

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Today, I found a great parking spot but I wasn't sure if it was restricted by any means or of I could just park there for free. I asked a police officer walking by and he told me it was alright, only to come back 4 hours later to find a ticket on my windshield. FML

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Today, I was playing FarmTown and got into a fight with a 14 year old boy. I threatened him with physical violence, and he reported me. I'm 23 years old and got banned from a virtual farming game for threatening children. FML

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Today, multiple people informed my girlfriend that I’m cheating on her. I’m not. FML

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Today, my back hurt really badly, so I decided to stay in bed. After a while, I sat up to shut the door. When I leaned over to reach it, I fell off my bed and face-planted the floor. After picking myself up and getting comfortable in my bed again, I realized the door was still open. FML

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