Oh, hello there, don't mind me

By downinthedumps - 13/01/2015 02:47 - United States - Detroit

Today, I went to take a piss in a public bathroom. Somehow, I managed to completely jam the lock. After minutes of trying to get myself out, I gave up and crawled under the stall, at which point someone walked in and was very surprised to see me on the floor. FML
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Mightyrif 23

If you had clown makeup on I guarantee some people would have had heart attacks.

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may14th 26

I hope you went home and took and nice shower. Bathroom floors are nasty.

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kaotic_angel88 24

it wasnt funny the first time u posted, why post the same thing again?

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thejonac 21

i think he'll understand perfectly if you explain the situation to him. but i meant after you settled our business

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vikky538 28

why op has to explain the situation...

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Spentpoet 26

You should've told them you called Sally for a good time.

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biebahood 15

you could've told them your situation n they might've helped... nah?

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Colon_Man 17

What the what? Urinals don't have doors. Come to think of it, neither do trees. Just use a tree next time.

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truckers_wife 23

#26 is right, why was there a door? At first I thought it was the main door to the restroom, but then you said that you crawled under it...

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ChristianH39 30

Then OP obviously wasn't using a urinal.

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Brandi_Faith 33

He/she was obviously in the stall using the toilet

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deejoy 22

No urinals in the girl's bathroom I'm afraid. :)

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tdawg91 17

Female toilets don't have urinals.... Some guys prefer using stalls..... Why does this need an explanation?

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Foxrabbit 9

Don't worry. I had it happen to me in school. You should have seen those people's faces as I crawled out.

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xluciferx666 21

Say that the government said to join spec ops you had to to practice your ninja skills anywhere and everywhere

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