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Not quite ready for the Winter Olympics

Floof - 15/02/2010 13:35 - United States

Today, I was skiing in Vermont for the third day straight. Since I was getting very little sleep, on the top of the chairlift I let out a huge yawn, pulling a muscle in my face. As I slid down the ramp, everyone saw me thrashing my head around and making funny, painful faces as I fell down. FML

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hoser - 21/02/2010 10:01 - Canada

Today, I went skiing. Trying to show off to some inexperienced skiers, I flew past them at my top speed, a bracket snapped off my boot and I slid on my face for about 30 metres. FML

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Confused - 27/02/2012 04:58 - United States

Today, while skiing, the creepy guy controlling the chair lift said I was pretty. I was so caught off guard that I fell off. FML

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Slippery slope

Anonymous - 20/02/2023 05:00

Today, I went skiing for the very first time and spent more time falling down than actually skiing. Despite the fact that I'm up here in the mountains for another week with my family, I'm never trying that again. FML

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It's all downhill from here…

Tree Hugger - 22/12/2022 17:00 - United States

Today, I went skiing with a friend of mine. He went first. I heard a loud *THUD* and went to investigate. When I went past him, he yelled, "I ran into a tree. I don't feel so good!" He said it in such a defeated and humorous way, that I crashed into a tree myself because I couldn't stop laughing. FML

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Skier - 29/01/2010 02:01 - Canada

Today, I was skiing really fast and there was a sign saying 'Slow Down'. Feeling rather good about myself I decided to jump over the sign. Whilst jumping, however, I caught my ski tips on the sign and went face first into the ground. Hard. FML

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Anonymous - 24/02/2013 17:36 - United States

Today, I went sledding with my friends. I said I was tired and didn't want to go, but they press-ganged me into it. I ended up sledding right into a tree, fracturing my leg, and scraping up my entire face. FML

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The Laws of Attraction

mhogan - 10/03/2020 21:00 - Canada

Today, I was skiing and crashed into a tree. It was the only tree on the slope. FML

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badluck_jean - 17/01/2015 13:54 - France

Today, at a ski resort, I tried to impress an attractive girl on the slopes and failed, horribly. I ended up with a mild concussion and some serious cuts after tripping, tumbling and hitting my head against the ground. I don't think she was impressed. FML

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alycion - 17/06/2019 19:07

Today, I woke up with my face flying at the wall. A muscle spasm had caused me to pop out of bed. I'm now dealing with a concussion and sprained neck, thanks to an almost physically impossible feat. FML

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bad luck skier - 30/12/2013 20:28 - United States - Albany

Today, I went skiing. On the first run of the day, a little girl came out of nowhere and crashed into me. I was fine, but she was hurt, so I called the ski patrol. She told him that I deliberately hit her, and got me kicked out. I was there for 10 minutes. I paid for all day. FML

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Monday 15 February 2010 16:39

Isn't that how everyone normally skies in Vermont?

ouchthatsux 0

Monday 15 February 2010 16:55

an average day in life for stephen hawking

Godless50 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 2:12

Fyi people...priveleged (spelling) people don't ski in vermont...jesus you must be poor as shit if you CAN'T afford to ski there...the elite ski in places like aspen and UT...and op...ydi for skiing in frikkin VERMONT

Godless50 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 2:27

Furthermore...I LIVE in aspen, and can ski every day for free, I choose not to. I'm not rich at all, like every other employee up here

ThatsMyHerpesBoy 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 4:56

lmfao!!! I can ****** imgmaine that!!

Quincey 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 5:21

i live in Vermont! right at the bottom of Ascutney mountain resort!

hawkster90 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 11:54

Sorry Op, but I laughed until I got hiccups! XD

makii06 0

Friday 19 February 2010 23:09

lmaoooo aww that's actually really funby

s_bloodnozzle_iz 0

Monday 22 February 2010 2:06

xdnurse: who said he/she was stuck here she was? I just came back from skiing in vermont because I took a vaccation there. taking a vacation doesn't always have to be someplace warm dumb shit.