Ninjas are everywhere By Nancy - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States Today, I came home and noticed that sometime while I was at school, someone had cut off half of my ponytail. FML I agree, your life sucks 45 636 You deserved it 4 598 Share Tweet Share
Today, I found out the medications my doctor gave me for depression are making me fat. My main reason for depression is an eating disorder. Now, I'm fat instead of just thinking I am. FML I agree, your life sucks 39 163 You deserved it 6 155
Today, it's been almost two weeks since any of my relatives have talked to me. They are still mad because I didn't go on a Labor Day trip with them and I've found out why. Apparently, they had plans for me to babysit my younger cousins any time they wanted to do something fun. FML I agree, your life sucks 13 933 You deserved it 794
Today, I was on a rowing machine at the gym, listening to a podcast. Something funny was said, I laughed, lost my balance and fell off, with my feet still stuck in the footrests. Someone had to come and help me off. FML I agree, your life sucks 20 903 You deserved it 5 104
Today, after passing various interviews and tests, I was given a great job pending a pre-employment medical test. Now I'm jobless and colorblind. FML I agree, your life sucks 7 231 You deserved it 719
Today, I rented a car via an app for a family function. Turns out it was in default and was repossessed while I was there. I had to ride three hours back home with my girlfriend's dad, who probably thinks I don't pay my bills. FML I agree, your life sucks 963 You deserved it 144
Today, my girlfriend pawned in her mother's engagement ring so she could gamble at the pokies. FML I agree, your life sucks 482 You deserved it 122
I find it funnier that no one else noticed or said something...friends much?
hahaha find out who that was and have retribution!