Ninjas are everywhere By Nancy - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States Today, I came home and noticed that sometime while I was at school, someone had cut off half of my ponytail. FML I agree, your life sucks 45 636 You deserved it 4 598 Share Tweet Share
Today, I failed my trigonometry exam because my scientific calculator was on the wrong setting. FML I agree, your life sucks 19 605 You deserved it 46 183
Today, I was at a pond taking pictures with my new camera. I saw a mama duck leading her babies around and decided to get in closer to take a picture. Mama duck got spooked and led her babies too close to a waterfall escaping. One fell off. It never surfaced. FML I agree, your life sucks 24 562 You deserved it 57 486
Today, it was my birthday. I only got one message, from my dad, which was a sexual image meant for my mother. FML I agree, your life sucks 48 017 You deserved it 3 457
Today, it started pouring while I was in the middle of a pizza delivery. I had to stand out in the rain for ten minutes while an old redneck dude wearing nothing but camo boxers fumbled around for the exact change to pay the bill. I think seeing his junk was supposed to count as my tip. FML I agree, your life sucks 36 808 You deserved it 3 235
Today, I was texting this guy that I hooked up with yesterday. We were gonna do it again but he had basketball practice. I was talking to my friend about it, and sent her a text saying "Oh well. I have explosive diarrhea anyways." She wasn't replying, so I checked my sent box. I sent it to him. FML I agree, your life sucks 10 470 You deserved it 25 960
Today, my boss gave our coffee machine to her sister-in-law. I work in a cafe. FML I agree, your life sucks 3 086 You deserved it 152
I find it funnier that no one else noticed or said something...friends much?
hahaha find out who that was and have retribution!