Ninjas are everywhere By Nancy - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States Today, I came home and noticed that sometime while I was at school, someone had cut off half of my ponytail. FML I agree, your life sucks 45 636 You deserved it 4 598 Share Tweet Share
Today, I was planning to start my fitness regime and lose weight, using the bike that had been lying unused in my garden for the past six months. Tonight, the bike was stolen from my garden. FML I agree, your life sucks 25 768 You deserved it 6 294
Today, I was walking through a crosswalk when a lady in a car looked at me with a horrified expression and then hit her door locks repeatedly. FML I agree, your life sucks 27 071 You deserved it 2 613
Today, I hit my boss's car. It's only my second day on the job. FML I agree, your life sucks 26 292 You deserved it 10 302
Today, I witnessed my first drunken bar brawl. Yes, my 54-year-old husband was one of the participants. FML I agree, your life sucks 2 661 You deserved it 243
Today, my admissions to my dream university was rescinded and no longer being considered for a $45,000 scholarship. Apparently, the content of my TikTok account does not align with the University’s values. I forgot I have a few videos of me twerking and lip syncing a few profanity-laced songs. FML I agree, your life sucks 331 You deserved it 1 507
Today, I received a package addressed to me. Excited, I opened it in front of my whole family. Inside was a box of adult toys that I definitely did not order. Turns out, my friend Mike thought it would be hilarious to send it to me as a joke. My grandma's face will haunt me forever. FML I agree, your life sucks 692 You deserved it 190
I find it funnier that no one else noticed or said something...friends much?
hahaha find out who that was and have retribution!