Ninjas are everywhere By Nancy - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States Today, I came home and noticed that sometime while I was at school, someone had cut off half of my ponytail. FML I agree, your life sucks 45 636 You deserved it 4 598 Share Tweet Share
Today, my boyfriend got really excited that he'd broken his own record; he can now last a full 2 minutes in bed. FML I agree, your life sucks 35 132 You deserved it 4 092
Today, my fiancé and I attempted to have sex in my childhood bedroom. As we were falling onto the bed, I smacked my head on the wall, which caused a shelf of stuffed toys to fall onto the bed. Not only did it kill the mood, the shelf also hit me in the face. FML I agree, your life sucks 28 888 You deserved it 9 581
Today, my fiancée decided to leave me because she wasn't happy. Little did I know, she's been fucking her coworker for the past month or so. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 530 You deserved it 139
Today, my boyfriend decided it was time to spice up our sex life. He now watches Sons Of Anarchy when we have sex. FML I agree, your life sucks 47 265 You deserved it 6 996
Today, it was my great aunt's funeral. We all had to wait two hours for the service to begin, because they forgot to dig the grave. FML I agree, your life sucks 42 605 You deserved it 2 740
Today, while my hometown mayor becomes a world-famous crackhead and douche-bag, here in the UK it has come to this: when people hear my accent and ask me if I'm American, it's less embarrassing just to say, "Yeah", rather than admit I'm Canadian. FML I agree, your life sucks 42 142 You deserved it 7 046
I find it funnier that no one else noticed or said something...friends much?
hahaha find out who that was and have retribution!