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Today, I took my "girlfriend" to a nice restaurant to celebrate our first month anniversary, only to find out she didn't even know we're dating, but only "friends who have sex sometimes." FML

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Anonymous - 19/07/2025 02:00 - United States

Today, I surprised my girlfriend with flowers and dinner reservations for our one-year anniversary. She looked confused and said, “Wait, we’re counting from the first time we hung out?” It turns out she thought we were still “just talking.” She also has a boyfriend. It’s not me. FML

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anonymous - 06/09/2016 03:05 - United States - Monroe

Today, my girlfriend told me that she didn't know we were actually dating. FML

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anonymous - 23/01/2012 15:59 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me we've just been fuck buddies for the entire year we've been "together." This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't working up the courage to propose to her on our anniversary. FML

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K.S.S. - 17/04/2016 02:24 - United States - Rushville

Today, when I tried to break up with my girlfriend of 2 years, she had no idea we were even dating. She thought of all the movies, dinners, and "sleepovers" I had with her was because we were such great friends. FML

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turriblebday - 17/12/2009 15:35 - United States

Today, it was my birthday. My girlfriend took me out to dinner. While at the restaurant, she went to the bathroom. She was then escorted out of the restaurant for having sex in said bathroom. I was sitting at our booth the entire time. FML

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rawdoglyfe69 - 17/04/2013 06:14 - United States - Helena

Today, I learned two things. First, my girlfriend loves sex. Second, I'm practically the only one she hasn't had sex with in the 2 months we've been dating. FML

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ohno - 14/09/2010 23:30 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend of 3 years out to where we had our first date. I proposed to her. She breaks down in tears as she tells me she's been sleeping with her co-worker for the past year. FML

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sadman - 05/02/2011 07:16 - United States

Today, I had a date with a girl I'd been seeing for about a month. When I got home, I saw her Facebook status changed to "In a relationship." This made me kind of excited, until I realized it wasn't with me. FML

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anonymoose - - Australia - Adelaide

Today, in the middle of our one year anniversary dinner, my boyfriend's ex-girlfriend showed up declaring her love for him. They left together and I had to take the bus home. FML

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takeshi - 05/08/2018 20:30

Today, I took my girlfriend to a restaurant we both like. By the end of the date, we were fighting and she angrily broke up with me. To make things worse, I got food poisoning. She didn't. FML

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Monday 23 January 2017 12:04

First month anniversary? Is that a thing now? An anniversary is yearly.

nonsensical 26

Tuesday 17 January 2017 18:05

You've got to make things clear!! Have the talk!

Letteh 20

Monday 23 January 2017 23:26

I think that's what being in a relationship is haha friends that have sex sometimes :p

waleedma 18

Tuesday 24 January 2017 0:02

Not sure why are you complaining!!!

great_nate 26

Tuesday 24 January 2017 0:20

Communication is key.

zzzx 3

Tuesday 24 January 2017 1:45

That's the best kind of friends!

Fireant_man 6

Tuesday 24 January 2017 1:47

Did you still get laid after dinner

loucypher 2

Tuesday 24 January 2017 2:12

At least you know exactly where you stand, that leaves you open to have sex with other women.

TheNewGuy03 28

Tuesday 24 January 2017 6:52

What the entire **** is a one-month anniversary? Also ... you can either see this as a benefit or a curse, depending on what you want. If you want a hardcore committed relationship, tell her. If you are fine just being FWB, let it ride. But still make it clear so no lines are crossed.

danielzax 1

Wednesday 25 January 2017 4:21

who the **** celebrate a month anniversary??!

Ruskiy_Cherep 18

Wednesday 25 January 2017 8:36

Been there. I didnt know I had a girlfriend till I met her family and she introduced me as her boyfriend... I was like oh wait so were actually doin this? Alright!! My situation turned out well though cause Ive always liked her anyway...