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Let's get you home Grandma

Ima_Moronski - - United States

Today, I went shopping with my grandma. She went to the bathroom and was gone for a long while. I jokingly asked, "What happened, you fall in?" She did. She had shit all over the back of her shirt. FML

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Grandmas lost it - 28/08/2013 04:48 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I turned around after loading the washing machine to discover my husband's 89-year-old grandmother dropping her pants. She looked at me and said, "I hope you don't mind but when you got to go, you got to go." She then sat down on the toilet and let out a loud, long fart. FML

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Anonymous - 09/09/2019 12:00 - United Kingdom - Swindon

Today, I was watching TV with my grandma. She was looking for the remote, blindly trying to put her hand into the sofa. Instead, she shoved her hand down the back of my pants. FML

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cAPITOLpORN - 23/06/2015 15:57 - United Kingdom - Romford

Today, my grandmother ripped her pants. We all got a big view of her pink thong. FML

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Help!

Anonymous - 27/12/2011 17:13 - United States

Today, I walked into my elderly grandmother's trailer, used the bathroom and went to wash my hands. She had a soft spot in the floor that she covered with a bathmat. I fell through. Right leg up to my hip in the floor, boobs stuck on the counter. My husband and grandmother stood there laughing. FML

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Username - 13/09/2010 23:19 - France

Today, I found out my grandmother doesn't wear underwear when she bent over in front of me in her inappropriately short nightgown. FML

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yuck - 21/06/2009 04:19 - United States

Today, I was in the basement at my grandma's house. The bathroom is on the ground floor and there's a laundry chute that goes down to the basement. I looked through the chute to see if the bathroom light was on. A pair of shitty underpants came down and landed in my face. They were my grandma's. FML

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Anonymous - 04/05/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, I really had to take a shit. My coworker had gone on lunch break and I was alone in the shop. There were no customers, so to the can I went. Cue a long series of loud wet farts and splashes, followed by the flush. I emerged to see the horrified face of some old lady and her grandson who'd heard everything. FML

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arw - 25/07/2012 06:10 - United States

Today, I was with my grandma in my new car. She suddenly says, "I've got to pee bad." Without giving me enough time to find a gas station, she blurts out, "Never mind, I just did." FML

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lvegadelgado_6 - 10/08/2015 14:32 - United States - Deerfield

Today, while I was doing my hair, my grandpa walked in, dropped his pants, and started taking a crap in the toilet right next to me. FML

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As a treat

Username - 28/06/2011 20:40 - United States

Today, I stepped in a turd. Not a dog turd, my grandmother's turd. FML

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Tuesday 26 July 2011 9:13

That is just disgusting. Poor granny though.

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Tuesday 26 July 2011 9:14

More like FHL! She got shit on her back!

canzonetta 16

Tuesday 26 July 2011 16:26

The poor woman! Surely her life sucks more than yours.

dogpup4 23

Tuesday 26 July 2011 17:24

What do you mean "how old are you"? You can go shopping with your grandma whenever you want.

RavenNight 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 16:38

rotflmao

REDHOTCHILI4LIFE 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 17:03

you still go shopping with you grandma? how old are you?

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Friday 29 July 2011 8:14

you're dumb. really dumb.

REDHOTCHILI4LIFE 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 17:05

you still go shopping with you grandma? how old are you?

MissyBoo13 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 18:44

hahaha that is funny but sad

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Tuesday 26 July 2011 18:50

Ew . Poor her though like , if shes old u shouldof waited at the door incase she needed help D:

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Tuesday 26 July 2011 19:23

Is that possible?

maddie2015 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 20:14

ohh my god...poor grandma..ughh that's gross.

xGolBLiiN 1

Tuesday 26 July 2011 20:32

well you are shopping its not all bad if you have enouph money too get other clothes

iloveeyouuscrub 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 20:47

lmao you should of helped her !

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Today, we were doing stretches in dance class where you are on your hands and doing the splits in the air while your partner helps hold you and stretch your legs further. Right as I lift my left leg up, I farted hugely right in my partner's face. I couldn't make eye contact for the rest of class. FML

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Today, I've been crying on a regular basis because I know one day my dog will die. He’s a completely healthy and happy dog, I just can’t accept how short his life will be and the fact that he’ll probably die before me. FML

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Today, I got home to my son holding his brother down with one foot on his chest and both hands on a pair of pliers, trying to pull out his infected tooth, looking like some sort of redneck, hillbilly comedy sketch. I half expected to hear sound effects in the background. FML

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