Gross Love Language of love

Language of love

TheGirl - 23/11/2009 21:11 - United States

Today, I was snuggling with my boyfriend on the couch. We ended up falling asleep, and when I woke up I felt a slobberly substance running down my face. It turns out, my boyfriend drooled so much, it filled my ear and overflowed onto my face. FML

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drooler - 06/08/2009 02:23 - United States

Today, I was watching a movie with my new boyfriend. I got tired so I thought it would be cute to fall asleep on him. He woke me up and said, "You got me wet." Thinking it was a joke, I said smoothly, "That's what she said!" He replied "No, really." I looked down, I'd drooled all over his shirt. FML

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Anonymous - 18/02/2013 19:11 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was about to make out with my boyfriend, so I quickly swallowed my gum. Moments later, I started choking on the gum, and ended up spitting it out into his face. FML

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girlllll - 01/06/2010 12:31 - Denmark

Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend and his parents, who I haven't known very long. I ended up falling asleep. That doesn't sound so bad, until I woke my drooling self up by snoring extremely loud. FML

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goo - 10/02/2017 18:00 - United States - Louisville

Today, while having fun between the sheets with my boyfriend, his allergies got the best of him and his nose started running. Every time he kissed me he'd drip snot onto my face. When I complained, he said I was being insensitive. FML

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fmlpanda - 29/05/2010 04:14 - United States

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. It was going well until our braces got caught. Out of pain, I tried to pull away, which made my eyes water. Then I sneezed in his mouth. FML

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BlueBirdWings - 31/05/2019 02:30

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on the couch. Trying to be suave, he put a Kool-Fruit between his teeth and motioned for me to kiss him so he could put it in my mouth. Just as he was about to do so, I inhaled, swallowing it. He then had to watch me dry-retching as I tried to get it back up. FML

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Anonymous - 22/09/2025 00:00

Today, I was washing my face and I started rinsing the soap off my face with my eyes closed when I felt something gooey on my face. I opened my eyes to realize I had been rubbing snot on my face from when water got up my nose and apparently snot came down with it. FML

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byebyeromance - 26/08/2014 01:03 - United States - State College

Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML

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Seduction technique

BlueBirdWings - 06/03/2012 07:20 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on the couch. He held a Kool Fruit in his teeth, and motioned for me to kiss him, so he could put it in my mouth. Just as he was about to do this, I inhaled. He then had to watch me dry retching, trying to get it back up. FML

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Long day, long ride home

Jennette - 13/09/2025 09:00 - United States

Today, I fell asleep on the train after a long day. I woke up to find that I’d been drooling onto the shoulder of the stranger next to me for at least three stops. He said nothing, but when I stood up, there was a wet patch shaped like my face on his sleeve. FML

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tukker 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 1:26

I saw this going a different direction when i was reading it...

vampirate 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 1:27

ULTIMATE. WET WILLIE.

I_am_stupid_also 6

Tuesday 24 November 2009 2:46

Was this slobbery substance slimy or was it more sticky?

sassyass 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 2:50

AWWWWW CUTEEE

bribold1 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 2:58

Aww thats . . . . . . really gross:P Good luck getting it all out

shazeen755 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 3:17

gross

Propayne 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 3:24

Did you save it? It's like homemade lube....

jloveee 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 7:24

win!

Boudewijn 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 15:44

More win.

BikerMike 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 3:27

Are you sure the substance was drool??????? he could have left a little love nector while you were sleeping

DynamicDave 11

Tuesday 24 November 2009 4:30

Haha! You got her wet!

blindwhisper 0

Wednesday 25 November 2009 13:49

rofl

DynamicDave 11

Tuesday 24 November 2009 4:32

Oops I meant he got you wet

bman16 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 4:40

ew that's nasty

shinyandnew 1

Tuesday 24 November 2009 4:44

Lawl bahahahaaha Oh that's funny. What did he say?

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Today, I decided to try something new with my boyfriend, and sexted him. My text ended up sounding so stupid that I panicked and quickly sent another saying "SORRY WRONG PERSON". FML

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Today, I got back from vacation and realised I still had the motel key. The key-ring has the address on it, so you can post it back to them. I drove to the postbox and posted the key. I then discovered that the motel key won't start my car. FML

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Today, I caught myself yelling at the girl in the porn I was watching for looking at the camera every other second. FML

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Today, I saw a YouTube video of the cutest, sweetest old dog. When I checked the channel for more videos of this dog, I discovered that he died last month. Day ruined. FML

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