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Anonymous - 20/08/2011 14:08 - United States

Today, my 4 year-old asked to go outside and play in the sprinkler. I told him not right now because I was busy and he's too little to play outside by himself. I came out of the laundry room later to find he'd brought the sprinkler in the house and turned the water on. At least he listened. FML

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Anonymous - 13/05/2023 06:00 - Botswana - Gaborone

Today, before we went out, my four year-old brother left the water running in the upstairs bathroom. By the time we came back, there was a flood in our entire house. Guess who was asked to mop it all up… FML

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humanshield - 10/04/2016 16:49 - United States - Rockland

Today, while working my job as a swim instructor, my coworker sprayed me with the hose. I instinctively held up what I was holding to block the cold water. I was holding a 4 year-old. FML

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Anonymous - 17/04/2017 08:00 - Australia - Moonee Ponds

Today, my 3-year-old missed the toilet. In the time it took me to get paper towel to clean it up, my one-year-old decided it was the perfect puddle to play in. FML

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Lauren Davies -

Today, I had to tell my 4 year-old, "I'm wiping my butt right now, I can't get you a drink. Please wait a minute." I distinctly heard my neighbor laughing through the bathroom window. FML

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dani0810 - 22/01/2013 11:39 - Canada - Sudbury

Today, I caught my 4 year old son yet again trying to drink out of the toilet. FML

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unnamed - 26/07/2011 03:19 - United States

Today, I called my seven-year old son to help me with the ice-maker on the fridge because it wasn't working. Without even pausing, he turned the child lock off and started laughing at me. FML

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hairball - 22/04/2009 00:12 - United States

Today, my shower is being renovated so I washed my hair in the kitchen sink. I put my two year-old son on the counter next to me so I could keep him close. As I was rinsing out my hair, my son started playing with the light switches. He flicked the garbage disposal by accident. FML

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Anonymous - 17/02/2013 02:12 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, after explaining to my four-year-old why our new puppy was peeing on things to mark his territory, my son decided to follow suit and pee all over our house. FML

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The V Sal - 13/02/2009 18:39 - United States

Today, I was helping supervise a 5 year-old's birthday party in an inflatable obstacle course. I was playing hide and seek with them. I saw the birthday boy and crept around the corner and yelled, "Found you!" He peed his pants. FML

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Showered

stew - - United States

Today, it took me more than four hours to set up the back yard for my daughter's baby shower. It only took my husband one push of a button to turn on the sprinklers. FML

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khemist_fml 0

Saturday 20 August 2011 19:18

smart kid

eminemchick 19

Saturday 20 August 2011 19:21

frebreze was wrong then. you can wash the inside of your house!:D

mssdotches 17

Saturday 20 August 2011 22:48

Adorable kid :) !

mrbigblackspooky 0

Saturday 20 August 2011 23:06

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unmistakablyamaz 4

Saturday 20 August 2011 23:15

Hence why I'm never having kids. What's up with everyone finding this cute? The kid deserves a good old fashioned ass whoopin' for that. Or whatever form of discipline his parents use. Sure, he might have been smart for his "clever idea". But, it's definitely not cute when you're the parent of a child who acts this way. OP better get that boy under control while he's young before they have bigger problems with him in the future. Just sayin'...

LilaBear 1

Sunday 21 August 2011 3:47

The parent should have been more clear that he couldn't play in the sprinkler. If he's only 4, and his mother/father simply said he couldn't run in the sprinkler outside, he may have honestly thought it was ok to bring the sprinkler inside (this depends on the individual child). In that case no, he doesn't deserve "an ass-whoopin". However, if he was ten, and clearly old enough to know better, then yes, he would deserve it.