Jogging is dangerous

By jumpedjogger - 14/09/2011 08:34 - United States

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Today, I was jogging in the neighborhood. My new neighbor who lives three houses down clotheslines me and shouts, "You're the reason my wife won't have sex with me!" He then kicked me in the stomach and walked inside. Now I'm scared to leave my house. FML
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kayladance101 13

Well if his wife wont have sex with him, maybe she'll do it with you! Give it a try :)

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cooperd52 6

That's assault. Why dont you report him?

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bruslywrestler 0

that's assault. get him on tape doing it or next time just beat his ass. grow some balls

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Hannahrayne 0

Hahhahaha life is amazing.

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ArsenalFan12 0

man up and leave your house. you should have some swag.

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Daddymo 14

Set fire to his front door.

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z3vil 11

You should file am assault charge and maybe see if this guy needs therapy for anger problems, I'm bettin he does

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fugdeamania 0

seems like your inshape and he isn't... sooo y the hell r u scared of him? I don't believe you.

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thiscrazything 1

Call the cops and report him. That is vicious.

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