Sex, Awkward and Intimacy: It's sus to us

It's sus to us

By inder - 25/02/2011 16:03 - United Kingdom

Today, while having sex, I found out that I'm so flexible that when I bend over backwards, the backs of my knees can touch my shoulders. My boyfriend is now extremely jealous and is debating about breaking up with me. Even I don't get it. FML

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By noname - 22/09/2010 05:37 - Canada

Today, I discovered that if I put my ankles on my boyfriend's shoulders while we are having sex, I will pee myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2012 09:02 - United States

Today, I discovered that the only reason my husband is taking yoga classes with me is because he wants to be flexible enough to suck his own rod. FML

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By sheyshey0413 - 13/06/2011 17:05 - United States

Today, I realized that my boyfriend will only have sex with me if I am on my stomach and not revealing my face. FML

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Better safe

By stretchy - 06/05/2013 19:58 - United States - Bethesda

Today, my boyfriend forced me to do stretching exercises with him before and after sex as a "safety precaution". FML

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By dickofbrokendreams - 02/03/2015 05:14 - United States - Waynesville

Today, I discovered that my fiancé consistently thinks about his fear of breaking his penis while we have sex. He's afraid to have sex with me. FML

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By geewhy - 26/12/2012 21:20 - United States - South Park

Today, my boyfriend discovered that if he flicks my clitoris just right, my legs both twitch spastically regardless of arousal level. He thinks it's hilarious and can no longer take sex seriously. FML

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By fungettingdressed - 12/10/2010 12:57 - United States

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my fingers got stuck between the wall and headboard. Screaming, he thought I was enjoying the sex and kept going even harder. I have 3 broken fingers. FML

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By Darcy - 26/10/2011 06:58 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He passionately laid me down onto the bed, both of us fully naked. Pressing down on my shoulder, he ended up dislocating it. The pain made me pee myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/11/2010 22:00 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when I lifted myself up a little bit. What I was not prepared for was my boyfriend leaning down to kiss my neck. We collided heads, hard. FML

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Manipulation

By Anonymous - 02/05/2022 02:00

Today, I realized the only way I can get hard is if my partner rubs my back and hamstrings for an unreasonable amount of time. My boyfriend thinks I’m being manipulative. FML

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jasonf00 1

Friday 25 February 2011 18:57

Um, she did say "backwards" so giving herself oral still isn't happening.

tcharbs 0

Friday 25 February 2011 19:03

what an idiot flexibility=tons of hot positions you should find a guy with an emotional age over 5

Comments

sweettpie129 11

Tuesday 29 November 2011 5:02

I can do that to!!! But my boyfriend loves it!

Irakli_1 27

Tuesday 17 January 2012 17:34

Start kamasutra. He'll change his mind son

vampireclique 0

Tuesday 24 January 2012 4:46

Fail 204... But I still have to give u props

fuckmenowplease 0

Thursday 5 July 2012 7:45

It's because he can't suck his own dick

stormzilla993 13

Saturday 6 July 2013 8:34

That's men for ya girly

magnetic_aura 26

Monday 22 September 2014 19:18

How are you JUST discovering this?!

Maggie Dawdy 5

Sunday 8 January 2017 20:54

<p>Make the decision easy for him and break up with the idiot.  I'm sure there are lots of great guys who would really appreciate someone with that skill set.</p>

Maggie Dawdy 5

Sunday 8 January 2017 20:55

<p>Make the decision easy for him and break up with the idiot.  I'm sure there are lots of great guys who would really appreciate someone with that skill set.</p>

ehwhatevers 2

Sunday 10 February 2019 3:00

Wait were you having sex with him or someone else?

J15237 25

Tuesday 30 June 2020 20:43

Your boyfriend should be excited. The types of positions and what not and the amount of please for each of you could be endless with that much flexibility. Your man is just stupid.