Intimacy It's just a flesh wound!

It's just a flesh wound!

manhandled - 01/02/2012 18:05 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML

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Anonymous - 14/12/2010 01:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to pick me up, throw me over his shoulder and take me to the bedroom. Little did he know that he literally threw me over his shoulder, and I face-planted on the ground. FML

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Kinky

LaLa - 09/01/2012 05:01 - United States

Today, I was with my boyfriend, and we started to get a little kinky. He laid me down roughly on the bed, but I started to slide off, so I pulled myself up. In doing so, I managed to knee him in the nut-sack, causing him to puke. FML

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Heartless swine

Anonymous - 15/09/2015 05:56 - United States

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. Afterwards, I got up to get some water. When I stood up, I fell straight to the ground, my legs were so weak. As I fell, I hit my head on the end table and knocked myself unconscious. My boyfriend laughed at me. FML

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Anonymous - 08/05/2015 16:46 - United Kingdom - Loughton

Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML

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Ouch - 25/04/2011 19:31 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting intimate and planning on having sex for the first time. I picked her up off the couch, and in so doing, accidentally lifted her too high, putting her head through the ceiling. She had a mild concussion. FML

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chelse_elyce - 21/01/2015 04:10 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in his car. We were in the front seat and I was on top. My ass hit the horn and scared my boyfriend so bad, he jumped, causing me to hit my head so hard that I swear I got a concussion. FML

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Major romcom vibes

staciedee - - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML

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Cool moves, bro

Anonymous - 30/06/2012 09:45

Today, in an attempt to be sexy, my boyfriend picked me up and threw me down onto the bed. I fell straight through it. FML

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Life imitates bad art

sex sent me to the Er - 15/10/2019 14:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Feeling goofy, I thought it’d be funny to try to reenact that horrible sex scene from the movie Showgirls. I threw my body back, but completely lost my balance and smashed my head on the headboard. I ended up with a bad concussion and a huge hospital bill. FML

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Anonymous - 22/01/2012 18:06 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML

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S0CCERSTAR01 2

Wednesday 1 February 2012 22:29

Should have punched him in the balls and asked if he still wanted to have sex

DawnShadow_fml 5

Wednesday 1 February 2012 22:32

While your vomiting ask him if he wants a *******

hateevryone 14

Tuesday 7 February 2012 19:10

your boyfriend is an idiot.

seppossuck 0

Wednesday 8 February 2012 10:32

Hey you might want to go to the doctor, any decent bump on the head followed by headache and vomiting can be a sign of a concussion/mild brain injury.

SickWRXMon 3

Friday 10 February 2012 7:20

Ummmmm...Hello!!! The vomiting means you had a serious concussion!!

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Friday 10 February 2012 23:22

As other have said. Please get some medical attention. Vomiting after a head injury is a sign of a concussion.

MiddleThumb 0

Monday 13 February 2012 0:58

That's called a concussion.

76transam 0

Sunday 19 February 2012 15:04

Ah I think he wanted u to be unconcious during sex but knocking u out didnt work so he played it off as an accident "oops butterfingers!" sleep with one eye open and dont let him put u down for a nap and if he gives u any pills or medecine act like u took it and spit it out when hes not lookin good luck!