Animals, Dogs, Technology and Kids: It'll be drones these days

It'll be drones these days

By Ace - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Canada - Toronto

Today, my brother tried to give my dog a walk by attaching an RC helicopter to the leash and following him while flying it. He broke the RC helicopter which cost 300 dollars, and we had to search for the dog for 3 hours. FML

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By frame - 20/03/2009 15:08 - Canada

Today, I was walking my husky when she saw a cat and bolted toward it. I couldn't let go of the leash because my hand was tangled up. Forced to run along, I ran into a parked van at full sprint. I lost my dog, broke two ribs and have to pay for the dent in the van. FML

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By glowstick - 30/06/2009 06:07 - United States

Today, my dog ate my little brothers medication. I spent all morning trying to make him throw it up, but it wasn't working so I took him to the animal hospital, which was in a different city. $150 in poison control and vet bills later, I found the pill we thought he ate stuck under his paw. FML

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Naughty boy

By Anonymous - 06/11/2025 03:00

Today, I was walking my dog when I tripped on the leash, dropping his treat bag. He snatched one, looked at me, and ran full speed in the opposite direction. I had to chase him for three blocks, yelling his name. He thought it was a new game. FML

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By ciararow - 14/04/2011 23:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend finally let me take his dog on a walk, after two years of not trusting me to keep her safe. During the walk, a car drove by, causing her to run after it and pulling the leash out of my hand. Five hours later, and I still can't find her. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2014 04:47 - United States - Olive Branch

Today, I was talking to my brother about how careless people are. Minutes later, I shocked myself with my dog's shock-collar. FML

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By Ketchup - 22/06/2009 06:06 - United States

Today, my brother and I found a little bird that couldn't fly. While trying to convince my mom that it couldn't fly so we could keep it, I lightly tossed it in the air and it landed a few feet in front of me. Then my cat grabbed it and ate it. FML

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That's one expensive hat

By Anonymous - 02/04/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, I went off-roading with a group of people. I'd been to wearing a $250 hat while my brother was driving at least 60mph in the dirt, it flew off my head. When I returned to go retrieve it, someone had taken it. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2009 03:40 - United States

Today, I finally decided to get a dog. I have always been wanting to get one ever since I was a child. I bought a $1,400 Golden Retriever. I went out for lunch a few hours later with a friend, so I left my dog in the backyard. I came back home to a broken fence and no dog. FML

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By dontfencemein - 22/07/2011 04:25 - United States

Today, I paid $5000 for a new fence in my backyard for my dogs. My dog escaped three hours after the contractor finished the fence. FML

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Good boy

By Anonymous - 05/10/2024 16:00 - United States - Myrtle Beach

Today, I bought a fancy automatic ball launcher for my dog. When I demonstrated it, my dog watched the ball fly through the air, then charged at the launcher instead, thinking it was the toy. FML

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flurpiee 14

Thursday 22 May 2014 8:04

You're brother isn't the brightest bulb in the household, is he?

garebear61 14

Thursday 22 May 2014 8:06

Not gonna lie, I give the kid a ten for creativity, but as far as smarts .....

Comments

Futacy 29

Thursday 22 May 2014 14:07

Stupidity plus laziness does not mix well with creativity, as you can see.

GingaNinja519 5

Thursday 22 May 2014 14:26

Cause that sounded likea great idea

EpicGuy70 13

Thursday 22 May 2014 14:39

He has reached douche bag level of lazy.

azyjazy713 11

Thursday 22 May 2014 15:05

Physics, you sneaky Bastard

lennon_ 16

Thursday 22 May 2014 16:22

Your brother is an idiot.

worldclassrager 39

Thursday 22 May 2014 17:09

Dog gone it he broke my helicopter

imslappy 8

Thursday 22 May 2014 18:44

only in canada!!!!!!!!

Manifesto 2

Thursday 22 May 2014 20:32

Classic!!! You all laugh at this down the road!

squarecircles 13

Thursday 22 May 2014 21:21

Sounds like he may watch too much Mythbusters. If he does I'd keep him away from that show. Just sayin...

icepick23 12

Thursday 22 May 2014 22:39

Your brother needs a one-way ticket to Siberia.

amicusbriefs 10

Friday 23 May 2014 5:18

Sadly, I don't think he'll be able to get there by helicopter.

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