Break-ups Love Insult to injury - FML

Insult to injury

Anonymous - - Canada

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years left me for a guy whose favorite color is camouflage. FML

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The rhythm of the fight
Discover all the best anecdotes from the month of January, with or without snow, with or without you. …

Secret

Anonymous - - United States - San Francisco

Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's one year old. FML

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Scary!

Anonymous - - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML

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Treat yourself

birthday bash - - France

Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. She decided that her "gift to herself" would be to leave the loser who has been holding her back for two years. Hello, my name is Ben, and I'm that loser. FML

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Been there, done that

hlewrn - - United States - Centreville

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend for another girl. This other girl helped me break up with her so we could date. After it was all done, she promptly rejected me and in front of everyone, saying how much of a douche I was for leaving my girlfriend for another girl. FML

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Classic fraud

Anonymous - 28/04/2023 15:00 - Australia

Today, I went on a date with a guy I had been talking to online for weeks. When I showed up, he looked nothing like his profile picture, and he spent the entire time talking about his ex-girlfriend. FML

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Friends

justfriends - - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. It's OK, though, she says we can still go on the vacation I planned next month for our 3 year anniversary, just "as friends." The tickets are non-refundable. FML

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Deal or no deal?

toughlove - - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years told me he had feelings for someone else. He also told me he wanted to continue dating me until things progressed further with the other woman. FML

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Sketchy

anonymous - - Austria

Today, I discovered that my ex-girlfriend, who I dated for 6 years, is getting engaged to my friend. The very same "friend" who's been encouraging me to break up with her for the past year. FML

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Sounds promising

Anonymous - - United States

Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend of two years expressing my feelings for her. She responded with, "I'm going to bed." FML

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Mummy's bravest little boy

Anonymous - - Australia - Hobart

Today, my boyfriend dumped me by getting his mum to message me on Facebook. I got the message while I was packing for an overseas trip to visit him. FML

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superspi 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 20:04

is that the Only reason?

FlipTaco 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 20:16

Probably not. His favorite instrument is probably the radio.

xoGurlxo 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 23:26

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL! i don't even know why i am laughing so hard, but that made my day . thanks :) oh now i feel bad that somebodies pain made my day D: sad again . shit .

Inabsentia 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 23:27

You my day.

purplemnm 9

Wednesday 24 February 2010 23:38

you know you're a redneck when your favourite color is camoflauge!

laughingman 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 23:42

I hear ya buddy

hb4227 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 23:57

lol I love

UberFail79 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 0:02

The only reasons anyone needs to be wearing camo is to hunt deer, hunt hogs, or hunt the Taliban. Something tells me he never did the last one.

sadmcphee 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 0:40

Congrats on being more single minded than a rat. If that was the only reason she left, then OK, but i doubt it.

sheaski 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 1:24

well if this means he's in the military then...sorry bud, but military men are where its at... :)

corleon198425 22

Thursday 25 February 2010 1:37

don't **** with the army son

kalerz 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 1:54

Maybe the girl dumbed him for a red neck. Nd he doesn't like rednecks?

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Today, out of habit, after scratching my balls, I then smelled my hand. It was at that moment I realized most of my gym was staring at me. FML

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Today, the love of my life told me she no longer wants to be with me. Two kids and a happy life thrown away. Today I realised that nothing is forever. FML

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Today, I wore a tank top for the first time in a few years. It turned out even worse than the last time. I got insulted by several people over my "Never say never" upper chest tattoo, which I got years ago, before the words ever became associated with a certain douchy Canadian pop "singer". FML

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Today, it was my first day of work at my new job. I got dressed and arrived early, only to find out that the store had closed due to a power outage. Then I found out that the person who'd hired me had totally forgotten about hiring me anyway. FML

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Today, my mom decided to infodump on me as I came home needing to take a shit. She wouldn't stop talking and calling me back when I tried to walk off. I couldn't get a word in, and she was ignoring my gestures. She's now calling me disrespectful because I finally ran off and dropped a loud one in the toilet. FML

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Today, I was accused of shoplifting because my jacket looked "too chunky". I wasn't stealing, I'm just fat. FML

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