Ill advised

By Anonymous - 22/07/2009 08:16 - Australia

Today, my boss sent out an email with the subject line "Urgent". He accidentally left the body of the email blank. I replied to all staff "You're firing blanks Peter". I later heard that his wife once got drunk and told everyone that they couldn't have kids because he has a low sperm count. FML
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sydney9_fml 0

Bahahaha! I had to read that twice before I got it though... heehee

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AdamGD 0

Wow... Ironic. Pretty hilarious though

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fmlaccountcole 0

looks like he doesnt have to pay for condoms, *winks*

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fogrunner 13

Sooooooooooooo introduce them to the CONCEPT OF ADOPTION? NEXT

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strawberryspacejam 11

if he doesnt have a dirty mind he'll understand

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RadkeRonnie 3

I've always thought firing blanks meant to shoot blanks out of a gun. Since when was that a euphemism for low sperm count? This isn't an FML.

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MadisonDerp 16

It took my a second to understand this, but when I did I laughed so hard. That sucks OP.

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worldclassrager 39

I was a bit confused at first...but not I got it...

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starsierra 15

I read it 5 times and i still dobt get it can someone explain? Please dont hate

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fantasyworld 37

Peter is another word for penis. OP replied how his boss didn't put a message in the e-mail, firing blanks. The boss couldn't get his sperm to exit, fertilizing the egg, so no sperm.

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