Dogs, Gross Animals I'm fine, this is fine

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btg - - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend feeds her boogers to our dog. Sometimes she even makes her do tricks for them. FML

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B'Dawk - 14/10/2018 13:30

Today, I found out my girlfriend has been putting boogers in my belly button when I don't pay attention to her while we watch tv. FML

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jeesh - 31/01/2009 11:48 - United States

Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML

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davincourt - 29/04/2012 18:31 - United States - Apollo Beach

Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML

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Caught in 4K

buggermonster - 16/06/2009 23:37 - United States

Today, while I was at my girlfriend's parents' house for dinner, and I thought no one was looking, I picked my nose and put it underneath my chair. Turns out she has a little brother who found it appropriate to point at me and scream, "Booger monster, Booger monster!" FML

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i fking love docb - 04/11/2012 21:16 - Virgin Islands, U.S. - Christiansted

Today, I watched my girlfriend slowly floss her teeth, and then eat what showed up on the floss. FML

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You what?

whattheheck - - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I found out that my new girlfriend breastfeeds her dolls. FML

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HaleyIsabelle - 08/03/2010 20:54 - France

Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML

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UUUGHHH - 05/02/2016 20:33 - France - Villejuif

Today, I watched in horror from the other room as my boyfriend picked the biggest, slimiest booger I've ever seen, then lowered it into his mouth, and licked his finger clean. I very nearly threw up. FML

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Anonymous - 30/08/2015 00:06 - Canada - Newmarket

Today, I found dog poop in my room that had probably been there for days. My girlfriend, who was watching the house, said she didn't realize it was there, because she thought it was the smell of her own farts. FML

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Psycho

dating a psycho - 03/02/2022 08:00

Today, I learned that when my girlfriend was a kid, she enjoyed torturing animals for fun. Nice to know she was lying when she said the idea of harming an animal “makes her sick to her stomach.” FML

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nicola1233 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 12:08

f your dogs life

Snow_Daisy 7

Saturday 6 February 2010 12:07

gross!

krs500 0

Monday 8 February 2010 8:39

Your girlfriend rocks... she sounds really cool.

Holbean 0

Monday 8 February 2010 14:38

Her dog is awesome! Guys what does OP stand for ?

krs500 0

Monday 8 February 2010 14:51

original poster

flvillarreal85 0

Monday 8 February 2010 14:47

bwah hahahahahaha!!!

kayvan 8

Monday 8 February 2010 17:10

No harm, no foul. Seems like a win-win scenario for everyone. :-)

whobutme23 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 0:49

I bet you're on the next To Catch A Predator episode, OP.

qwerty545678 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 2:52

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww thats gross, BREAK UP with her u idiot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gvaz 2

Tuesday 9 February 2010 15:21

wtf

digestthis 0

Monday 8 March 2010 7:27

ahahaha this is wonderful please shake your girlfriends hand for me

aleex_babiee 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 9:00

gross..

saltycookies 5

Saturday 14 August 2010 11:27

haha it's cheaper than dog biscuits

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Today, I learned I will hand my daughter off to a complete stranger in order to provide help during an emergency situation. I don't know whether I feel proud to be someone who steps up in the moment, or mortified and ashamed that I gave my kid to a bystander so easily. FML

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Today, my friend was having a party. It was going good until I got the hiccups really bad, and they wouldn't go away. My friend decided to scare them away by shooting a pellet gun right next to my head. Bad news: It blew out my eardrum. I still have the hiccups. FML

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Today, I was getting lunch at a fast food restaurant. My boss was in front of me, and in order to get on his good side I offered to pay. Instead, I got fired because I guess my boss assumed I was making fun of his salary, which I knew nothing about. FML

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Today, my family flew out to surprise my grandma for her 70th birthday. When we arrived, she and my grandpa were both sitting on the couch, high, smoking a joint. FML

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Today, I found out my mom put breast milk in my cereal until I was 7 years old. FML

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Today, I am 20 weeks pregnant. My fiancé has decided my new nickname will be "Oink Oink". FML

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