Love: I just can't

I just can't

By uggg - 23/01/2015 18:09 - United States - Seattle

Today, my girlfriend told me that her fear of PDA has gotten so bad, she doesn't think she'll even be able to kiss me on our wedding day. Her parents are going be there and she can't imagine showing affection in front of other people, let alone her parents. FML

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By fml9124 - 20/03/2020 18:00

Today, my girlfriend's 8-year-old daughter decided that I'm going to marry her mom and send her to an orphanage. I blurted out, "Marriage?! No one's talking about marriage!" Now my girlfriend is mad at me, and her daughter is still scared of me. FML

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By IDon't - 13/10/2013 10:49 - Australia - Berkeley Vale

Today, my fiancée told me she can't marry me. Our wedding day is tomorrow and around 20 of our 180 guests attending have travelled half way around the world just for the occasion. FML

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By BFfail - 15/08/2012 01:14 - United States

Today, I met my girlfriend's extended family for the first time. Her family kept telling her how much I looked and acted like her older brother and I'm guessing by the end of the day she agreed, because now she pulls away and gags when I try to kiss her. FML

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By ... - 29/12/2010 15:24

Today, my girlfriend told me that her parents have a bet going on when we are going to break up. FML

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By OhNo - 02/03/2013 13:31 - United States - Castlewood

Today, despite the fact of being together two years, and having a daughter, my fiancée still refuses to tell her parents about us. We're getting married in six months. FML

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By bigjohn106 - 17/07/2011 12:34 - United States

Today, in front of family and friends, as I got down on one knee, my girlfriend fainted. Her father, a lawyer, rushed over and said, "Anything she says for the next 72 hours is not legally binding" and whisked her away. FML

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By apparentlynotengaged - 04/07/2019 11:00 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, my fiancé won't tell people we're engaged because his mother doesn't approve, and he doesn't want to upset her. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2011 04:41 - United States

Today, during our wedding, my wife tried to dodge The Kiss. FML

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By GlueAndCarrots - 29/05/2015 15:05 - Canada - Markham

Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I crossed the street without holding her hand. FML

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Family values

By Anonymous - 23/05/2015 03:44 - United States - Mountain View

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said she wanted to accept, but that she'd basically have to get her mom's permission first. Apparently the answer was no. The worst thing is that she really is this unhealthily dependent on her mom, and probably wasn't lying about needing her permission. FML

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DomoCarter 8

Saturday 24 January 2015 0:02

That's tough. There's nothing wrong with her, she's just very insecure. Either she'll get over it or feel EXTREMELY guilty /: Hopefully her opinion changes as you help her pick up her self esteem

qwtf 14

Saturday 24 January 2015 0:00

Therapy. Quickly.

Comments

Graceful99 11

Saturday 24 January 2015 4:48

I have the same prob. I don't like PDA and really it terrifies me. Don't worry bout her. Remind her that you love her anyways ?

Cebolamole 13

Saturday 24 January 2015 5:14

Elope! :D

Aspirax 13

Saturday 24 January 2015 5:48

Therapy or GTFO.

Makifun 19

Saturday 24 January 2015 6:53

I have the same problem... Its not that she doesn't love you, i love my boyfriend extremely much and would easily marry him, i just find it awkward showing affection in front of others; you show your love for them in private, your love is between you and her not the public is all.

Katyness 14

Saturday 24 January 2015 13:04

I'm the same. I don't know how people do it.

danielhao 6

Saturday 24 January 2015 13:43

She needs your understanding, support and love:)

exoticwaved 9

Saturday 24 January 2015 16:07

**** therapy get a prenup or dump the broad for a more confident (preferably international) woman.

organolithium_fml 9

Saturday 24 January 2015 16:48

Decide on this: you'll both try the kiss on the wedding, but if she fells she can't make it, go for plan B: a high-five. You both want to have good memories about this day, that's whats important!